Anecdotes from the life of artists

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Man gets to heaven after death, then-se. Threshold St. Peter. A man and asks:
- Yes, I understand now, I will determine, in heaven or somewhere there, but I want to ask. Can I ask?
 Why not, say. Ask.
He asks:
  - Here is - the meaning of life. What was the meaning of my life?
 St. Peter hesitated and said:
- You know exactly what you want? Maybe we should not?
 - I want the guy says.
  - Well, Peter says, - you remember 1979?
A man, dumbfounded:
- Well ...
 -Ride your Kislovodsk remember?
Man:
- A little ...
 - Are you in the morning on August 18 in the restaurant went still there at the rest home ... Man, it is already awesome:
- Well?
 Peter:
- there across the table from you was a woman, asked you to pass the salt.
 Man:
- Well?
Peter:
  - Here is what he was.

[Игорь Гурьев]

True story.

Attending the Academy of Fine Arts its president, Alexander Gerasimov, around the train, he stops in front of paintings, assess, praise, etc.
In one room he represents the young man:
- And this, Alexander, a critic of the Members.
- What? Critic NO MORE MEMBERS? That's just not enough!

(He told a former director Rosizopropagandy Nikolai Golovanov).

[Eriksson]

Сообщение от NATA NOVA

200-300 pounds per day (plus a free practice) is not the most pitiful earnings. problem-how to plant (catch) the customer ...
But this, of course, the most successful non-stop since working ..
But there the wisdom-tricks ..
They should not be sorry. (They know, "I suffer")

In each profession, its problems.

On a rainy day down in the subway, where sits the explicit sootechestveniik with an accordion - street, was to be a musician.
Does not play, and talking to someone on a cell. Pass by, I hear a piece of conversation:
"... Double, is not a business day. Dozhdblya, all hands are busy with umbrellas,
niktoblya, money does not give them koshelblya, climb uncomfortable ... "

But also - the creator, labuh, the artist ....

[Артём]

The man who I Fota, asked: "Pogryaznee place could not find it?"


So like ships, and did not notice that at the dump sat.

[Peter]

From zhizni.Stoit artist on the street, wrote etyud.Podhodit guy: "Tell me now if you buy this sketch, how much will it cost?" He responds to one hundred evro.Muzhik: "And when you're done?" When I finish, will be two hundred.

[Артём]

Сообщение от Peter

It is an artist on the street, wrote etyud.Podhodit guy:" Tell me now if you buy this sketch, how much will it cost? "He responds to one hundred evro.Muzhik:" And when you're done? "" When finish will be two hundred.

I stand a couple of days ago in Bay Cossack writing sea, suitable man and asks: "How much?" I told him that is worth 5 tySh. $. He says: "For such a sea of fine, I'll find you soon!" "And these jokes is complete.
Once one sumnichal: "And he has worked with Marat?"