N.G.Shilder, Motherhood

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Сообщение от Dilettante , 2418401"

back there because of the angle formidable figure of the Master, and will broadcast what nasty pictures wrote Repin , Levitan and their ilk ... ( With absolutely no hesitation, in what would be a dead faint crashed tenderest Isaac Ilich with a painting by the master himself . Well, if at all , II knew it PAINTING ).

Yeah , funny tricks such : " I'm not good ? I ?
Yes you are at Repin with Levitan look - sometimes even worse than mine. And the topic of genius Van Gogh , I already shut. That's it.
Yes, and your Berlin - the village , can not possibly finish the vaunted Germans repairs at the intersection of Unter den Linden and Fridrihshrasse , and JFK torn carpeting . " <! - ~ 7 ~ ->

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Yeah , funny tricks like, " I'm not good ? I ?
Yes you are at Repin with Levitan look - sometimes even worse than mine.

Uh-huh. But I like being down to earth and educated, I remember in such cases Nikolay Nosov ( God rest his soul ! ) And his immortal " Vitya Maleev at school and at home." Remember ("Do you remember, all of you, of course , remember the " >, as Mitya Kruglov explained my mother about the next " couple" ?
Kruglov comes home and tells his mother : " You know, we Petrov today received low marks ." Here's a mother and this will penetrate Petrova : And he was so -so and . His parents tried, that of a man came out , and he does not learn, deuce gets.
A Kruglov wait until the mother of all express and again says Gavrilov today also put a deuce . Here mother and starts berating Gavrilova, only scolds him for less. Kruglov , on seeing that the mother is tired swearing, and will say:
 Today we have just such an unlucky day . I also put a deuce .
Well, he is only the mother and says, "FOUL! "
Something like this , you know ...

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Сообщение от Amateur , 2418881

and his immortal " Vitya Maleev at school and at home." Remember ("Do you remember, all of you, of course , remember the " >

Do not remember the content better remember the cover with a painted on it in Vitia Pioneer tie before the blackboard and the teacher :
As I stood there,
Approaching the wall,
Emotion did you go through the room ... ( a ) >

[Ivan Petrov]

Noses, by the way, often turned to the subject of painting >

The tube was a very good artist. He dressed always in a long blouse
which he called "hoodie." Worth seeing on the tube, when he
dressed in a robe and throwing back his long hair, stood before
easel with palette in hand. Every once saw before him a real
artist.
     After no one wanted to listen to music Neznaykinu, he decided
to become a painter. He came to a tube and said:
     - Listen, Tube, I want to be an artist. Give me kakihnibud
paint and brush.
     The tube was not greedy, he gave Neznaika their old paint and
brush. At this time, his friend came Neznaika, Gunko.
     Dunno said:
     - Sit down, Gunko, now I'm going to paint you.

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Gunko delighted quickly sat on a chair, and began his Dunno
draw. He wanted to portray Gunko beautifully, so he drew his
red nose, green ears, blue lips and orange eyes. Gunko wanted
quickly see his portrait. Of impatience, he could not sit still on
chair and spun all the time.
     - Do not fidget, do not fidget, - told him Dunno - but it does not seem
out.
     - And now it turns out that like? - Asked Gunko.
     - Very likely - and said Dunno pririsoval him purple
paint a mustache.
     - Come on, show me what happened! - Asked Gunko when Dunno
finished portrait.
     Dunno showed.
     - Do you think I am? - Shouted Gunko in fright.
     - Of course, this. What else is there?
     - And why mustache painted? Because I do not have a mustache.
     - Well, grow up someday.
     - And why the red nose?
     - It was so beautiful.
     - And why the blue hair? Did I have blue hair?
     - Blue - said Dunno. - But if you do not like, I can
make green.
     - No, it's a bad portrait - said Gunko. - Let me tear it.
     - Why destroy a work of art? - Answered
Dunno.
     Gunko wanted to take his portrait, and they began to fight. To noise
ran Znayka Dr. Pillman and other kids.
     - Why are you fighting? - Ask.
     - Here, - shouted Gunko - you judge for us, tell me, who is
drawn? True, this is not me?
     - Of course, do not you, - said the Kid. - Here a scarecrow in the garden
drawn.
     Dunno said:
     - You did not occur because there is no signature. I'll sign it, and
everything will be clear.
     He took the pen and signed the portrait print "Gunko."
Then he hung the portrait on the wall and said:
     - Let it hang. Everyone can see, no one is prohibited.

     

     - Anyway - said Gunko - when you go to sleep, I will come and
destroy this portrait.
     - I do not go to sleep at night, and I will watch, - said Dunno.
     Gunko offended and left home, and Dunno not actually lay down at night
sleep.
     When all were asleep, he took all the paint and began to paint. Doughnut
painted so thick that it does not even fit in the portrait. Toropyzhku
painted on thin legs, and behind him a dog for some reason pririsoval
tail. Hunter bullets depicted riding a gurgling. Dr. Pillman instead
nose painted thermometer. Znayka unknown reason painted donkey ears.
In short, all painted in a ridiculous and absurd form.
     By morning, he hung the portraits on the walls, and made them a line,
so get the whole show.
     First woke Dr. Pillman. He saw the portraits on the wall and began to
laugh. They told him so much that he even donned his glasses on his nose and began to
consider portraits carefully. He approached each portrait and
long laugh.
     - Well done, Dunno! - Said Dr. Pillman. - Never in my life have I
so do not laugh!
     Finally he stopped in front of his portrait and asked sternly:
     - Who is that? Is it me? No, it's not me. This is a very bad portrait.
You better take it off.
     - What to shoot? Let Powys - said Dunno.
     Dr. Pillman was offended and said:
     - You Dunno, see ill. You have something wrong with his eyes.
When did you see that I had a thermometer instead of a nose? You'll have to
night to give castor oil.
     Dunno did not like castor oil. He got scared and said:
     - No, no! Now I can see for myself that the portrait is bad.
     He quickly took down the portrait Pillman and tore it.
     Following Pillman woke Hunter pellets. And his portraits
liked. He almost burst out laughing, looking at them. And then he saw
his portrait, and his mood immediately spoiled.
     - This is a bad portrait, - he said. - Do not like me. You take it,
and I will not be with you on the hunt to take.
     Dunno and Hunter had bullets removed from the wall. So it was with everyone.
Everyone liked the portraits of others, and its not like.
     The latest woke tube, which, as usual, slept longer
all. When he saw his picture on the wall, then angry and scared
said it was not a portrait but mediocre, antihudozhestvennaya daub. Then he
ripped from the wall and took a portrait Dunno paint and brush.
     On the wall was left alone Gunkina portrait. Dunno took it off and went to
his friend.
     - Want Gunko, I'll give you your portrait? Are you for it with me
reconciled, - offered Dunno.
     Gunko took portrait, tore it to pieces, and said,
     - All right, the world. Only if ever again will draw, would not become
tolerated.
     - And I'll never draw - said Dunno. -
Draw, paint, and no one will say thank you, everything is just fighting. No longer wish to be an artist.

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Сообщение от Ivan Petrov

He wanted to portray Gunko beautifully, so he drew his

red nose, ears, green, blue, orange lips and eyes.

It is, namely, a red nose, green ears, blue lips and orange eyes!
I told you - a brilliant visionary.
>

[Ivan Petrov]

Сообщение от Amateur, 2419091

It is, namely, a red nose, green ears, lips blue and orange eyes!
I told you - a brilliant visionary.
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sorry just broke Gunko >

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No, there is so much netlenki navayal - one Gunko definitely not enough.
Here gunek have cloned.
Prior to the full skin turning blue.
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[Ivan Petrov]

Incidentally Nosov also described in detail the work ostromodnye Nikas >

The day started with the fact that
Tube painted a portrait of a snowflake. He spent on the case for nearly two hours, but
but the portrait was as alive. The resemblance was striking. Although many
said that the portrait Snowflake turned out even better than in real life, but
this is not true. Snowflake does not need to embellish the artist
it. If the tube was able to set off the beauty of the portrait of her features and show them brighter
and expressive, then this is required of this art, which
is painting.

At this time the tube Sineglazka finished portrait. Everyone crowded around and
vied with each other to express their appreciation:
     - Wonderful! Charming! Fascinating!
     - Darling, you can not draw me in the blue dress? -
Samotsvetik turned to the tube.
     ~ How in the blue, when you're in the green? - He asked, wondering Tube.
     - Well, my dear, you are in fact all the same. Green dress, and you draw
blue. I would put on a blue dress, if I had known that so well Sineglazka
get in blue.

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- Well, - has agreed to a tube.
     - And my eyes, please do blue.
     - Do you have brown eyes because - said tube.
     - Well, my dear, that you should! If you can instead of a green dress
to blue, then why instead of brown eyes can not make blue?
     - There is a difference, - said tube. - If you want, you can
wear a blue dress, but her eyes you at all desire not insert themselves blue.
     - Oh, yes! Well, then, please, do brown eyes, but they draw
more.
     - You are already very large eyes.
     - Well, a little bit! I would like to have even more. And make eyelashes
longer.
     - Okay.
     - And do the golden hair. I see almost golden hair!
- Pleading voice asked Samotsvetik.
     - It is possible, - agreed Tube.
     He started drawing a poetess, and she kept jumping up, ran up
to the portrait and shouted:
     - Eyes a little more! More, more, more! Eyelashes add! Mouth
a little less ... More, more!
     The upshot was that the eyes in the portrait turned out great, and what not
happens, the mouth - a pinhead, hair - like pure gold, and
whole portrait was very vague resemblance. But the poet he is
like, and she said that she and a better portrait gift is not necessary.

Gently holding his portrait, Samotsvetik went down, and her
immediately surrounded the baby. Everyone said that her picture on beauty
better portraits Snowflakes and Sineglazka, but it is much similarity
worse.
     - Silly - said they Samotsvetik. - For you, what is more important -
beauty or similarities?
     - Of course, the beauty! - All answered.

These days, only one tube was sitting at home and painted portraits. Each baby
wanted to have a portrait, and they absolutely have tortured him with her demands.
Everyone always wanted to be the most beautiful. In vain Tube argued
that everyone is beautiful in their own way, and that even small eyes may be too
beautiful. No! All baby demanded that necessarily had big eyes,
long eyelashes, eyebrows arch, a small mouth. Eventually Tube stopped
argue and painted as required of him. It was much more convenient
because it does not cause any unnecessary wrangling and also Tube noticed
that can lead to the rationalization of the portrait is.
     Since everyone wanted the same thing, so decided to make a tube
called a stencil. Taking a piece of stiff paper, he cut through it a couple of
large eyes, long, arched eyebrows, straight, very elegant nose,
small sponge chin with a dimple on the sides of a couple of small,
neat ears. Fluffy hair cut from the top, bottom - a thin neck and two
pens with long fingers. Having made such a cliche, he proceeded to
blank templates.
     What is a template, it will be clear to everyone now. With a stencil to a piece
paper tube smeared with red paint is where in the stencil was cut
lips. On paper, one is immediately drawing lips. After that, he stained
body paint nose, ears, hands, then light or dark hair, brown or
blue eyes. Thus we get the templates.
     Those patterns tube done a few. If the baby had blue
eyes and blond hair, he took a template with blue eyes and blond
hair, add a little bit of similarity, and the portrait was ready. If y
baby had hair and dark eyes, then the tube and in this case there was
pattern.
     Such stereotyped portraits painted tube set. It
improve greatly accelerates performance. Besides Tube realized that
template made by hand of an experienced master, one can punch
procure templates, and involved in this business a string bag. String bag with success
paint over a stencil templates desired colors and patterns were produced nothing
no worse than those which were made by hand of the tube. Such a separation
labor between the tubes and string bags further accelerating the work that had
great meaning, as the number wishing to commission a portrait is not reduced,
and increasing day by day.
     Avoska very proud of his new post. Of tubes and to himself he
said with pride: "We - the artists." But the tube was not satisfied with his
work and called her a reason potboiler. He said that of all the portraits,
which he painted in the green city, works of art
can be considered only portraits Snowflakes and Sineglazka, other suitable
only to have to cover their pots and pans.
     This opinion is not shared, however, owners of portraits. All
like the fact that they turned out beautifully, and the similarities, they said - it
armistice. You can look at all the different ways.