How would a modern Western press covered the invasion of Hitler in the Soviet Union.
June 22, Hitler began defense of Stalin's aggression. Russian disproportionate force was used by the Nazis, and even fired a gun at the tanks. Threatening asleep on the night of June 22, Russian brazenly provoked the Germans in the bombing of residential neighborhoods.
The Slavic peoples are particularly threatened by Germany! Women, children and elderly people throughout Russia slyly jumped in the cars of the German trains, wrap them with barbed wire and went to Germany, where they seized the best land for the camp, organizing the protection of the machine gunners with their dogs, and brings electricity to the fence and then rent-burning himself in German crematories!
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In connection with the new peacekeeping doctrine of the Great Patriotic War, the battle of Borodino, battle on the field and Kulikov Battle on the Ice will now be known as
Great patriotic event for the release of the territory from German peacekeepers.
Peace enforcement of the Tatar-Mongols on Kulikovo field.
Pictures will also be named differently.
"Morning strelets punishment" - "Morning of the settlement of the conflict between the king and the musketeers."
"Ivan the Terrible kills his son" - "Ivan the Terrible carries out activities on non-proliferation of aggression."
"Zaporozhye Cossacks Writing a Letter to the Turkish Sultan" - "Ukrainian Rada thinks how to help the Saakashvili regime."
Otherwise, will be called and literary works. For example, the chief of Leo Tolstoy's novel is called "The peacekeeping operation and peace."
One of Gogol's short stories - The Tale of How Ivan Ivanovich violated the armistice agreement with Ivan Nikiforovich.
SAAKAShVILIADa
Since childhood, parents were forced to comply with Saakashvili regime. It was then that he was born a dream: that the whole world know about the Saakashvili regime.
As a child, Saakashvili also dreamed of becoming a taxi driver. As a result, a taxi driver he did not, but the desire to bomb he was missing.
Also, as reported by reliable sources, as a child he lacked female heat. Therefore, instead of the mother's breast, he sucked on his father's tie.
And recently, Saakashvili came to a clairvoyant and she cried out that he saw over his head a long ray of the astral light. At that Saakashvili is proudly remarked that this is not a ray of light and the leash from Washington.
And, finally, as denounced intelligence, Saakashvili sent to the NATO 10 000 bottles of Georgian wine - for sugreva. According to calculations Saakashvili, when heated NATO will expand.
Well, for Europe it will not remain in debt. In the near future will make a movie:
"Georgian patient"
"Magnificent Six",
Also a movie about Bush and Saakashvili - "The Devil's Advocate".
And, of course, events in the Caucasus will be reflected in the Hollywood blockbuster. Movies-Westerns in the United States will now be renamed kavkazterny:
Fantastic thriller "Man-Georgians"
"Rambo-5. Last Borjomi,
A movie with Kikabidze - Miminator. Summer Day "
"Saving Private Gogi".
And the Oscar will be presented tape "13 Ocean's my friend" (a film about a Georgian military unit "SPETSNOS").
The sanctions against Russia!
After a protest against Russia's actions the British were not allowed in Russia forty English bagpipe, and some other countries decided to organize and support the blockade of Russia.
Poland in washing powders will not pour blue granules.
Also in Poland will cut from the film "Four tankers and dog" all the Russian characters. The film will be called "Two Polish tanks and one Georgian."
The government of Germany will make a group of "Genghis Khan" to remake the song "Moscow" at "Tbilisi" ...
In Spain, banned concerts Montserrat Caballe, because it resembles the figure of matryoshka.
Greece nalyso pobreet their coats. And the Greek Government will force the singer Demis Rusosa change the name on Demis Gruzinosa.
In Riga decided to spit in each bank are sent to Russia in Riga sprats.
To further irritate Russian Estonians agreed to speak at two times slower.
U.S. to protest Russia would withdraw from all religious preachers. Plans and more drastic measures: return from Russia in Colorado all of Colorado beetles.
But the worst rally will Ukraine. She will throw the territory of Russia photos Yushchenko without makeup, that glow in the dark!
Russia has stated that such insinuations, she will not be tolerated and therefore will respond adequately. In the near future Russia's government will send to England balalaika hundred, fifteen hundred and eight thousandth Lozhkarev ensemble winners "Play the accordion! Others will all play on the detuned instruments on the streets of London.
They also decided to Georgia to send all the monuments Tsereteli, who now stand on Russia. That's when the Georgians just not enough of their land!
And, finally, to warn the U.S.: if you take Georgia into NATO, Russia will invite the CIS China !!!
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20.09.2008, 10:39
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