Large Hadron Collider

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Engineers at CERN for the first time realized the collision of protons in the 27-mile tunnel of the Large Hadron Collider. Scientists have declared it a landmark event and a great step forward in our understanding of astrophysics and the nature of the universe.

With the LHC scientists are going to recreate the conditions that existed in the universe immediately after the so-called Big Bang. As a result, they hope to receive a special sub-atomic particles - Higgs boson, which is still known only in theory. It is believed that this creates a whole mass of the particle in the universe.

"This is a great success, and done it over a relatively short period of time, - said General Director of CERN, Rolf Hoyer (Rolf Heuer). - But we must focus on the future. Prior to running the physical BAC programs we still have a lot of work.

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Who that thinks about this?

I am on this occasion only Bykov can remember:

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Guys-physics, we petition great appeal to you. Seriously speaking, uymite somehow your Hadron Collider, again running by the end of November. No black holes we fear, in fact: in our country especially article, we have so many years sitting in a hole that from collider blacker than she did not become. Not that they were afraid Rusichi end the world: its history, full of holes and thin, we have so many times already experienced this, it seems natural environment. The problem is that among the legitimate ruler, whose placement Russia was flying, and this fucking Hadron Collider made a mystical connection. At the first sign of the working regime infernal machine - now, as luck would have it take on sharp uncontrollably. As they say in the classics, Ostap incurred. Soon rise, hardly the image correct it as soon as we learn to communicate with the Dawning street - like image is crumbling, and illustrations of its lift, when he again something witty. All of these attacks, terrible and unexpected, the cause of terrible underground ring. After all, you do physics, adherents of accurate data! Patterns, as we see, there is.

For example, in the autumn two thousand and two, as soon as construction was noisy given the initiative, it is with a considerable crowd of people about circumcision in Brussels отмочил. We immediately realized that dubious here. You just dug a giant pit - but he had already decided to cut a journalist. Your bagel atomic bewitched him. When the train was in formation collider basis and it ran the proton beams - in the early autumn of two thousand eight residues excerpts he almost lost. Witticisms juicy then went clear: the enemy wanting to get covered in mud, for some place to hang Saakashvili promised us a leader in a conversation with Sarkozy. Then you gepnulis, had a gap, publicly confessed Design Institute - and a couple of months we have lived without the jokes, but you have fix them, a joke right there. They asked the audience: Surely you have decided to do away with Georgia, hanging at one place for a gentle one Saakashvili? And he grinned: not just for one! It is this trick with the Motherland quarrel, unpretentious having pleased the minds, and continue to be joking, but, fortunately, your collider out of action left to the coming winter.

And you let this thing again, though the world frightened protests stated, and he felt, once again voiced a joke - again at the Georgians and people of Kiev. Now he made sharp and venomous on old Georgian sin - they say, let him walk without ties with Victor, Misha, and then after all gobbled up! (And the press: Ha-ha-ha-ha!) It is the level of the country's already a pariah instead of the Attic - laxative salt ... Well, he joked about something else, not so miserable, the yard is not so! Acuity, a plane comparable to pancakes; hints thick as castrated male ... What will happen to the Motherland, since this will not stop your collider is at least a year?

What then will we be worthy of humor, when untwisted cursed ring? About that joke is he? About Obama darkness? About soul Hillary? About someone's egg? About scythe Julia, about the poisoning of Viti, about the extermination of the orange plague?

I beg you in advance: stop.

When he is not joking, do not we crying.

Dmitry Bykov


23/11/2009
 
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You joke, too. http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html

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asked the audience: Surely you have decided to do away with Georgia, hanging at one place for a gentle one Saakashvili? And he grinned: not just for one!

famous Hollywood actor Andy Garcia began acting in the role of Saakashvili - media
Famous Hollywood actor Andy Garcia began acting in a film about the Russo-Georgian war in August 2008, for that he arrived in Georgia, according to local media.

According to the Public Television of Georgia, at this time taken place in Tbilisi in Avlabar residence of the President of Georgia Mikheil Saakashvili, whose role is performed by well-known actor.

Sam Garcia still does not give the press any comments. Tuesday, shooting continued on Rustaveli Avenue in front of parliament, where the Aug. 12, 2008 took place thousands rally. To shoot this scene of Tbilisi residents to 12.00 Moscow time call to gather at the parliament for extras. The film directed by Renny Harlin was previously taken off his "Die Hard 2," "Cliffhanger" and other big-budget film.

In Georgia, already shot scenes for new film Harlin - Tsalka region of Kvemo Kartli region and near the zone of Georgian-Ossetian conflict at a military base in Gori (Shida Kartli region). Next shooting will take place in Vardzia (Imereti region) and Mtskheta (near Tbilisi).

The main heroes of the movie is an American journalist and his operator, who were in the center of the war. They have to deal with issues of morality and responsibility to maintain journalistic impartiality. According to the director, the film is not about politics. It will not be "neither anti-Russian nor anti-Georgian or anti-American and be against the war," said the director.

Filming will be completed in November, and on movie screens, it may appear as early as May 2010.
Premiere of the film is planned at the Cannes Film Festival.

Main English-speaking film role played by foreign actors, and the Georgian actors performing secondary roles.
The main characters in the film in Georgia arrived group of actors from 15 people from the Georgian side on the project employs about 150 kinospetsialistov.

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Grandmother - crazy woman, I was amazed!