Actual parody

[Черномашенцев Владимир]

You can, can!
From the side, they say, know better!

Of course, the Baltic countries closer to America than Germany, France and Italy - judging by the unweighted statements of your policy toward its big neighbor .* They took it over the example of Finland, but apparently, "dates" better know how to count money. Well done! Though a bit slowly, but quite normal businessmen.

But still ... do not be shy. We also have "teeth" against its "heroes."
Especially since you obviously will not be so primitive to portray Russia as a bear with a balalaika, and sandals. It still represent Western cartoonists. They do not even know that the flag is no longer red.


* You can then make a joke, that Poland is so close to America, which was already a state.