Arseny Semenihin (13 years)

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Originally Posted by Pavel

Drawings by Picasso 14-16 years.

a Picasso recalled. He is 60 years, said: "In order to learn to paint like Rembrandt, it took me 16 years, and for the child - 40!" Sometimes these schools of art, even to the detriment!

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Comics-book (5-6 years).
That this nonsense in the head of a child once went for knowledge.

On admission to the school at the age of six years - not passed the test of logical thinking.
Parents have retake.
Psihioluh hopelessly laid out the cards, invited to reflect and to remove the excess. On the cards were shown: carrot, beet, tomato, cucumber and rubber boots.
Child think twice and put aside the card with the image of a cucumber.
- Well, explain why a cucumber?
- All - red, only one ogurechik - green.

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In school, after all, taken, but with a warning that the study will be the first 2-3 years worse than others. Were right. Himself a student on the subject of suffering experienced. He does not much understand what the school is different from kindergarten.

Straight from the door, removing his jacket:
- Hello Today I have math - deuce, in Russian - also, music was not, and on this, as it ... - also deuce!
Pope, discouraged such a cheerful report, decided to ask the full extent:
- Well! And what are you going to do now?
- I do not know ... perhaps now we sing so let's go for a walk.

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First of September.
Went to the grand line (the first time - in the first grade), came home tired, with a sense of duty.
- You now need to go to bed early. Tomorrow - in school.
- How? Again? I have been!
- What do you mean was? Now every day - in school. Kindergarten is over.
- How does it every day?

Parents, choking with laughter, offered as an example - the older brother. He smiled and explained:
- Yes, I have ten years go to this damn school.
- De-e-syat years? And you, fool, agreed?

The newly schoolboy locked in his room, her nose buried in the pillow and sobbed all night, crying over his ruined childhood: "By-Th-th? Well, Th-th-you do not do pre-pre-di-li! ".