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Сообщение от Vladimir Vladimirovich, 2568051

A priest piglasili doctors who operate there every day.

The priest asked the head physician-official.

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Сообщение от Cyril Syzransky ; 2568061 "

priest invited the chief physician - official .

Probably in Samara head doctors without medical officials . education. Could be. I do not know . In Ukraine, it is doctors who often operate on themselves . Many also teach. I certainly understand the position of administration . But about the bacteria they probably also know a great deal . <! - ~ 1 ~ ->

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Сообщение от Cyril Syzransky

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And funny and somehow quite sad ...


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[Grigory]

Just today ...

Let us ask the President!
Questions to President of the Russian Federation Vladimir Putin from our readers

What additional benefits will the Russians from rising gasoline prices?

You have raised the salaries of teachers, that's fine. And when will raise just a teacher?

Will the construction of Olympic facilities in Sochi after the Olympics?

Why you do not appear at official receptions with the dog and all the time one? All in fact still know that you have a dog.

Stand Up Have you ever had your hair stand on end during the sessions of the government or of the State Duma? If so, how do you deal with it? And if not, how you recovered from that?

Who gave you the right to do so hesitant to sell Russia's wealth?

Vladimir Vladimirovich, you're thin, sensitive, intelligent person. Sorry, of course, if you hurt ...

Hypothetical situation: Friday evening, nothing to do - the whole Russian looted, desecrated and sleeps. What will you do?

When your speechwriters have dopishut and publish a letter of repentance Berezovsky? We expect to continue!

Vladimir Vladimirovich, tell me, will you give another chance to Medvedev? Suddenly, he was still in good condition? You can not give up on a person.

When you engage the presidency, you just put your hand on the Constitution is?

Familiarize yourself with your declaration of assets and have not seen a miracle mop thereof, "Mr. Sister". Where is she? You can buy it for just 2,990 rubles immediately after our question! 10%discount! And that's not all! In your declaration, we have not seen too Multicookings and unique tool for the growth of eyelashes! This is easily remedied, though, and does not paint you as a head of state!

Please tell me whose work is closer in spirit: R. Fassbinder or L. Riefenstahl? Yu Yu Tu or Shevchuk?

Do you have hanging in the office portrait of the current President of the Russian Federation?

Vladimir Vladimirovich, listen, we must have somehow determined Serdyukov. If you do not punish for that, the reward! And then betwixt. And with his girlfriend. Man forced to dress up a massage therapist, hairdresser, so it allowed her home!

Vladimir Vladimirovich, you really believe in what you have written on a piece of paper? Should I trust blindly speechwriters? These hacks - narodec rotten nesluzhivy ...

For that Khodorkovsky will extend the deadline? Please help to guess!

What was the fate of a journalist who called you "Vova"? Came to get married? Bought a flat? Or stupidly fell under a tram?

Dear Vladimir Vladimirovich! While you're reviving the Soviet Union, we would like now to get in line for the Romanian set! Can I? Where to enroll? And how to get coupons for Maurice Druon?

Is it true that your personal security has shoulder straps with the letters "BB"?

Please tell us about the famous case when you come to a meeting earlier on for fifteen minutes!

© 2013 "The Red glop»

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Russian language in Asia .....
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Prominent members of the Popular Front, named after Comrade Putin comrades Vinokur and Leshenko wearing medals and ribbons .

Order bluish Steppe Eagle, Order of the Cross, Order of Hurvínek V degree , the Iron Cross with Swords for the delivery of scrap metal, the others do not know. Those in the know , tell us .
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