I propose to discuss a law on the import and export

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Meister: Naah, you can not ... in general all evacuated ...
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How evacuated and vvezut. No problem.
In fact, these laws relate to ordinary mortals. "The Immortals" is not enjoyed by laws, and opportunities.

SergeiSK: ... art at the customs handed down the verdict - "by Albert Benois, presumably Western Europe".
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I must say you caught a good specialist.

One of my friend (an employee of the museum) pulled out in the middle of the day off at customs - ran demented aunt:
- Please! I'll pay! Pretty, somebody! My husband is sent to prison!
- What is it?
- Taken from him an icon!
We arrived at the customs. The selected icon is a filled nitrolakom piece of plywood with inlaid copper wire image of the Virgin.
- This is my nephew in prison he did.
An employee of the museum right at the customs at the origin of the protocol inscription: "Icon of Our Lady of Vladimir. IVI is supposed to. "And heard the explanation:
- Do Mitrich home is the book. He looked up - one to one.
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The artist was traveling abroad with a personal exhibition.
Bankrupt - has made the documents only to painting. Schedule agreed to hold this way: "Yes, they went to ... Not that I have to prove that I am the author of their own pictures, so more and explain what my paintings are not artistic value. What museums do not all line up? "
When crossing the border, during the execution of documents, customs officers staged a show of canvases with a discussion of creativity and express their own opinions: "I, too, so I can", "well, in my opinion, she won a blue, even very personal," "I wonder who is the shit buys.
All documents were in order - green light.
- And what's this? - Asked a senior change, pointing to the folder with abstract graphics.
- Yes, so ... working material. Sketches wallpaper.
- Well, show it.
The officer, turning the work and defining the "top-down" on the signature, laid them on the table.
- Olga! Olga!
On the call came galloping rosy Olya.
- Sketches of wallpaper - put it in the course of business colleague.
Olya shook uniform button on his chest, bit her lips and said:
- Oh ... I Th-Th that may not like it ... In this live - chekneshsya.

Artist safely passed.

P.S. And what if Oily like? ..