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President, cast in a liquid, the

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President, cast in a liquid, the
29 DECEMBER 2009 Yulia Latynina


Do you know how in America being upgraded? And like this: collect, say, Obama Steve Jobs and Bill Gates and asked: "Well, how have you there to upgrade?" "Why, - said Gates - now run the new Windows». "This is not upgrading!" - Obama is outraged. - "Let me give an explanation to your remark ..." - "Do not allow it! This is a replica of you, and what I say, cast in granite! "
I do not know how in America, but here in the role of Bill Gates last week spoke head Rostekhnologii Chemezov, whose idea of modernizing illustrates prosazhivanie billion rubles longer, and the dollar advanced to a miracle of technology called "Lada". And the entire modernization Zhiguli boils down to that automatic gearbox for the buckets of nuts will not make someone a firm owned by his wife Chemezov.

 Guided by such ideas of modernization, as well as common sense, Mr. Chemezov did not bother to attend meetings of the bureaucratic talking-called "Commission for the Modernization," where leader comrade. Medvedev. And twice he came, but the third though, and came, but interrupted the president. And of course, received a stern rebuff: "My remark is not already, and the sentence. Replicas you, but everything I say - is cast in granite.

As regards the "sentence" Comrade. Medvedev is clearly a hurry. "The sentence" implies that Chemezov on the threshold would be fired or shot. And he, I think, calmly continue hoot in danaidovu barrel billions, because not some Medvedev decide the fate of a personal friend of Prime Minister.

Thus, President Medvedev has once again stated that we need a "breakthrough technology" and not some kind of import substitution there. And that "the effectiveness of top managers should be judged on the introduction of innovative technologies. I, being a philologist, thought that the effectiveness of managers is measured by capitalization of their companies, rather than by the introduction of technologies or where green spaces - but the president, of course, know better. His words in the liquid granite cast.

Nevertheless, without encroaching on the liquid granite, would like to note that to the introduction of breakthrough technologies is several obstacles.

One example is the fact that the presidential list of "personnel reserve" is headed by a deputy Abeltsev; Medvedev himself endorsed the proposal to build a Kalashnikov blogger "bioagroekopolisa", and the inventor of the philosopher's stone and the perpetual motion of Comrade. Petrik ready with the help of Speaker Boris Gryzlov and his miracle-filter all of us drink treated water from the radiation for a total 1.5 trillion rubles.

Then you can not continue. Here as in the joke: "First, there was no ammunition. First, it is impossible to upgrade with yehu.

But I still continue. Medvedev contemptuous remark about the "import substitution" may create the impression that with import substitution, everything in order. What we all importozamescheno.

In fact, the situation is reversed. Russia technically degraded. The accident at the Sayan-Shushenskaya HPP caused not only by stealing, but the physical inability to balance the turbine - the ability, appears to be irretrievably lost due to extinction and emigration of specialists. The port at the mouth of Mzymta washed away because of all the places on the Black Sea is possible to build a port, known since the Argonauts and in the mouth Mzymta to build it not: but the desire of Vladimir Putin to get the port for the Olympics was more important to alert staff. "Bulava" does not fly, because the decayed plants, which could create its components - what they really breakthrough technology! We now recall the barbarians living in the ruins of the socialist Rome.

From the replica Medvedev can be concluded that cell phones really something we own, their televisions, cars - own, and that's only "breakthrough technologies" that we need. Alas, Russia exported oil and gas and some money to import the rest. The fundamental difference between the current crisis from the 1998 crisis consists in the fact that in 1998, after the devaluation, Russia's industry pulled up. Under Putin, as no recovery did not happen - we are still importing everything from toilet brushes to women's shirts, and only the demagoguery we have ours, domestic - about "Liquid Granite" and "breakthrough technologies".

From the replica Medvedev, we can conclude that all computers are gathering in Russia, that Russia came out on top in the world by sales of cars and into first place in the world in terms of exports - and now we do not need to collect other people's "Della" and reinvent their breakthrough technologies. In fact, all computers on the world gather in China for first place in the world in the export and sales of cars left China - and did not descend to the Chinese "import substitution", believing that before you do higher mathematics, a good idea to learn the addition and subtraction.

Obviously, the president would do well to first understand why Russia is disadvantageous not that "breakthrough technologies", and the very unfriendly to him "import substitution". The answer is simple: we import cell phones, televisions and slippers for the house because putinomike amount of transaction costs levied on imported goods, always known to be less than the sum of transaction costs levied on the goods produced. Because of the imported goods pay only when the passage of it through customs, and pay for the manufactured since its conception to the sale and the first set of tricks is always less than the second.

But to this end, President Medvedev will have to first dissolve the hell commission to upgrade (because upgrading is carried out not commissions, but on the contrary - the lack of commissions), and then dismiss the hell comrade. Chemezov his AvtoVAZ and his wife, modernizing at Zhiguli gearbox, and then go and drown himself. In the liquid, the

That is - in the liquid granite.

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