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12.01.2012, 13:14 | Язык оригинала: Русский #1001 | |
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City of Eagle, the hotel "Russia" ...
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12.01.2012, 13:35 | Язык оригинала: Русский #1002 |
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12.01.2012, 14:46 | Язык оригинала: Русский #1003 |
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About banks and bankers
1. A conversation with the bank: - You know, I want to make a small business ... - Well, get big and just wait a little. 2. in the Bank: - You know, I would like to put money in your bank, to whom should I contact? - Go to a psychiatrist! 3. autumn day in 2010, six in the morning. There are two janitor. One stares at the other. - You have such a person familiar! - And I'm somewhere you've seen ... Which bank you work?
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12.01.2012, 23:04 | Язык оригинала: Русский #1004 |
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14.01.2012, 20:44 | Язык оригинала: Русский #1005 |
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About government
1. Vladimir Putin in connection ongoing decline, changed "state aid" to "godspeed."
2. Finance Minister Alexei Kudrin has criticized journalists and bloggers for koverkanie and hauling his quotes. Full phrase minister of the crisis is: "Ordinary people of Iceland do not worry about it. Iceland is an island of stability ". 3. On the streets of London traffic jam. Seeing the police, one of the drivers asked him: - What happened? - Because of problems in the economy, Prime Minister became depressed, stopped his car in the street and now threatens to throw himself with gasoline and set on fire. He is upset because of the fact that no one believes in his ability to save us from the crisis. To soothe the head of government, we have started collecting donations. - And many have already collected? - While about 40 gallons, but many more continue to pour gasoline. 4. Rumors of replacing the death penalty mortgage at 25%per annum were a duck. The Ministry of Economy said that while innovation is adopted only in the Nizhny Novgorod region, and then only as an experiment. 5. Since American medicine was unable to cope with the obesity of the nation, came to the aid of the U.S. economy. |
16.01.2012, 10:48 | Язык оригинала: Русский #1006 |
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Ryazan police rescued a lost in the forest thief
Police officers Kadomskogo region Ryazan region during the day found the 38-year old citizen of Uzbekistan named Utkir . He lost in the woods after a stolen laptop and money from his employer , according to Ministry of Internal Affairs of the region. A statement about the theft the evening of 11 January, the police asked 69- year-old resident of the suburbs. He bought a plot of land in the area and to build a house hired two migrant workers. On the day of the accident victim came to check progress and , after supper , went to sleep. When he awoke, he found only one employee and the loss of a laptop briefcase , and 400 thousand rubles. Were immediately organized search for work , because, according to the chief district police station Kadomskogo Vyacheslav Fyodorov , the suspect could freeze to death or be eaten by wolves. We had to organize combing the forest squares. Utkir found only in the second half Thursday , Jan. 12 , at the edge . He admitted that he already was in despair and would be better if instead of the laptop picked up a loaf of bread. http://lenta.ru/news/2012/01/13/zamkadom/ |
17.01.2012, 12:16 | Язык оригинала: Русский #1007 |
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sheep shearing offered to do an Olympic sport
Organization of Federated Farmers, NZ brings together farmers, suggested that shearing sheep in a program of Commonwealth Games and Olympic Games. In a statement posted on the website of the organization, says that the sheep shearing time to bring the highest level of world sport. Shearing sheep are invited to submit a demonstration sport at an early Olympics, said the Associated Press. The chances of inclusion sheep shearing in the Olympics (and even in the Commonwealth Games program) is very small. This is due, in particular, with a low prevalence of this sport in the world. In addition to New Zealand, sheep shearing sports involved in Ireland and Australia. In March, the New Zealand World Championship. The first championship was held in shearing sheep in 1977. Ever since the world championships held every two or three years. In the sports fixed shearing world record - for example, the international achievement in eight male solo haircut belongs Irishman aiwan Scott, who sheared 749 sheep. http://lenta.ru/news/2012/01/17/sheepshearing/ |
17.01.2012, 13:08 | Язык оригинала: Русский #1008 |
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HOUSE IS ALWAYS WITH YOU
Day after day, year run - Dawn of new generations. But no one ever Do not forget the name: House. House is always alive , House is always with you In grief , in hope and joy. House in your spring In each happy day , House is in you and in me! In the long hours, in severe haze, At the dawn of Soviet power, He said that the land We will build a people happy . We go for the Party , Glorifying home affairs And all the way large In each case House with us. House is always alive , House is always with you In grief , in hope and joy. House in your spring In each happy day , House is in you and in me!
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17.01.2012, 18:57 | Язык оригинала: Русский #1009 |
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17.01.2012, 22:27 | Язык оригинала: Русский #1010 |
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Iraq demands to return the bronze buttocks Hussein
Iraq has demanded to recover the bronze buttocks, split off from the statue of Saddam Hussein, says The Sun. At present, a fragment of the monument is a soldier of the Special Air Service of the British troops Eli Nigel (Nigel Ely), who took a piece of the monument itself with the permission of U.S. Marines in 2003. As indicated by the publication, the staff of the Iraqi embassy in the United Kingdom explained that at present considered the subject of a bronze buttocks of Iraqi cultural heritage, and intend to get it back. In case of refusal to return the monument of the former British soldier can begin to pursue for the theft. At present, the question of a possible return to Iraq is in the buttocks by the British police. It is expected that the results of an investigation to find out who exactly could be the legal owner of the monument. Former military Nigel Ely worked as a journalist in Iraq and covered the events unfolding in the country in 2003. When Saddam Hussein fell in Baghdad was destroyed monument to the former Iraqi president. In those days, Eli was in Baghdad and by agreement with the U.S. military was able to pick up a piece of the monument. The bronze fragment size 76 by 76 inches tried to sell at auction in Derby (auction held in October 2011 and the money should go to charity), but designated for the lot price did not work for Eli. After an unsuccessful auction bronze breech was transferred to the British Museum for safekeeping. http://lenta.ru/news/2012/01/17/peaceofback/ |
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