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23.06.2015, 12:00 | Язык оригинала: Русский #121 |
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[FONT="Garamond"][B][SIZE="3"]Putin came to Red square to talk to people:
"Citizens, in connection with the sanctions of the West, we will have to tighten their belts and work more! A voice from the crowd: — We will work in two shifts! Thanks, that's a true patriot of Russia! And we have to give up Western goods and food. — We will work in three shifts! Thank you, patriot of the Motherland! By the way, where do You work? — Nurse in the emergency Department psihbolnitsy@
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20.09.2015, 20:38 | Язык оригинала: Русский #122 |
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Now the exhibition of paintings of the famous artist. To the entrance of some one and says, "Miss me, I'm Picasso". Supervisors grin, but then the man takes the coal and asphalt paints a peace dove. "Come," say to him, the overseers.
Fits some aunt. "Miss me," he says - "I am the Minister of culture". The inspectors say: "Think about it, that's exactly what one man said that he was the Picasso". "Who is Picasso?" asks Furtseva. "Come in," respond controllers. From here: http://exler.livejournal.com/3562090.html
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02.10.2017, 16:08 | Язык оригинала: Русский #123 |
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While I was on vacation, he misbehaved for a six-month ban...
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