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In Italy, represented by " anti-theft coffin" , the manufacturers are waiting for buyers from Russia


At the international show in Verona, "Luxury and Yachts » Italian firm coffin cases of Bergamo Art Funeral Italy introduced the " anti-theft coffin ," according to Radio "Liberty".

The product is equipped with sensors that react to vibration and changes. In the case of the attempted kidnapping of an electronic system transmits an alarm signal carabinieri. In addition, the coffin mounted micro- navigator , who, even in the event of theft , will lead police on the trail of the kidnappers.

There is another option - a webcam that allows families and friends who can not attend the funeral, to watch them online. According to the owners of Italian sepulchral firm that developed the new product, the product will be the main clients of wealthy Russians , Japanese and U.S. citizens.

http://news.rambler.ru/11939817/

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An Open Letter to U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton

Nov. 25th, 2011 at 1:34 PM
Friends! Please help to spread the information! Everyone indifferent person has under this sign!

WORSE THAN WE ARE GAY?

An open letter to U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton
by Tim Tagansky, leader of the GoP-STP community

"The U.S. State Department condemned the bill, under which the St. Petersburg can be introduced fines for promotion of homosexuality among minors.
"The rights of gay people - they are human rights and human rights - the rights of gay people" - are words in the statement of Minister of State Hillary Clinton "

Dear Mrs. Clinton!

Take the words of admiration from your fiery speech in defense of Petrograd blue, that is, I'm sorry, representatives of LGBT-community. I fully support your opinion that it is not every city deputies to restrict human rights in the glorious Petrograd, to prevent gay parades, to prohibit the promotion of homosexuality in schools and kindergartens, to stop the involvement of youngsters, that is, excuse me, holding workshops with inquisitive youngsters. Human Rights - now our all, and the mind, honor and conscience bothered worse than a bitter radish. We have already heard plenty of that market, that is, excuse me, devoid of specific content of the slogans in the damn you and us age.

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Your formidable opposition to the official discrimination against sexual minorities enthusiastically greeted me in circles close to the public. It instilled confidence in our hearts, that after the gay American leadership will take under his wing kleptomania, that is us, undergo the same ordeals and suffering. We have carefully studied the arsenal of arguments that govern human rights in disputes with the moral firmed homophobes, and enlightened soul. All these arguments are directly relevant to us, kleptomania!

Yes, we urge you to accept us as we are. We were born that way. Kleptomania, the essence of the inherent quality of our personality. Only low levels of tolerance makes the backward xenophobes to reject us, shun us and create an atmosphere of intolerance around us.
Congenital makings of kleptomania are present in the vast majority of people. An infant with a happy prattle pulls the handle to anything new, without hesitation, that the ill company knowingly deprived of its natural joy of acquisition. He does not know that faced with a totalitarian dictatorship kleptofobov. "Do not touch!", "Return," "Put that down!", "It's not yours!" - A child hears a confused kid. It is hard to find words to convey what he is experiencing the tragedy of what abuse does to the psyche mired in the prejudices society. Prohibitions and penalties, seizures and searches fall on the unfortunate child. As a result, only a few persistent identity retain their natural inclinations, and the majority turns to the hidden kleptomania. They have to hide from others and stealing on the sly, though much more pleasant to exercise their human nature openly and honestly.
For example, the young man had stolen from the counter a couple of oranges. Its right there in the wild as the Middle Ages, grabbed, beaten and dragged to the site. No one comes to mind to wonder what made sense to make a guy this act. And if it is not criminal intent, and love? Yes, true, pure and ardent love for oranges, which are simply not able Goons and the surrounding barbarians. And for his love of the unfortunate loss of liberty should pay?

And there is still love to watch, to diamonds, to the expensive cars ... to money, finally! I am sure that you, Mrs. Clinton, and many others secretly visits the same feeling. And you, breaking the web of dogmas and prejudices, will be able to share our love irresistible. We believe that soon the hour when, in a bright rainbow of human variety and sparkle of our minorities, dear shades of kleptomania: cabbage-dollar, euro, beet, carrot-ruble.

It's time to finally put an end to the centuries-old practice kleptofobov that have plagued us with the brutality of the executioners Inquisition. For centuries, our bait and shoot them with salt, forced to hang on fences with barbed wire stuck in the narrow window and a window with bars. We live in constant fear, always looking and waiting for the repression. We have filled the prisons all the totalitarian regimes of the world. Kleptomania chased monsters such as Hitler and Pol Pot, Stalin, and Muammar Gaddafi, we cut the hands of Sharia extremists and terrorists.

We ask that all prisoners be considered under "theft," "robbery," "misappropriation of property" - die-hard fighters for human rights. In sub-human conditions, we asserted their natural right to be not such as all, proudly asserting their commitment to kleptomania.
"Thief will not make you a washerwoman, and the thief can not make your back bend!"
These lofty words were born in captivity of the Gulag, to remind humanity of our invaluable contribution to the global triumph of liberalism and freedom.

However, as far we are still on the genuine tolerance! Terry kleptofobiya imposed on people from the earliest years of life, permeating an entire children's literature. Not to mention, in what colors the Soviet apologist Arkady Gaidar described the massacre of our supporters who wish to only eat fresh apples. Them, underage teens locked up in the morning, in absolute darkness, and in close confined space! But I would also like to draw your attention to the humiliating page opus bumagomaratelnitsy Swedish Astrid Lindgren, where a rotary potbellied, wrapped in a towel, put to flight two full members of our community. What is this if not an affront to human dignity? And it is intolerable terror threats emanate from the medieval fanatic Korney Chukovsky:
"Or else, look, I'll catch, broke in half -
Will you, ignorant, know our sun is stealing! "
What is it but a call to violence and incitement to hatred of the very extensive social class? What a blow to the psyche of children loosely applied to such specimens of artistic intolerance! We believe that such barbaric works must be banned once and for all. I think our demands as reasonable, as the requirements of LGBT-activists to ban insulting their manifesto about Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet.
Criminal law has still not tolerated, as well as literature. The laws of many countries of the world replete with discriminatory articles against kleptomania.

But what, in fact, afraid of our oppressors? Do they think that if we are free to take other people's things, and the rest will follow suit? Nothing like that. We do not want it. We are quite enough of that stuff will be free to take just us. Another is to take from us - not necessarily. Yes, and not able to reach such a degree of freedom of the legal straights: there is an eagle cock is not to be a thief fraeru. Anyone who was not born kleptomania, our community will be unable to enter. Therefore, alarm those who expect indiscriminate spread of kleptomania as a contagious disease, are far-fetched and baseless.

We are not forcing anyone to be like us. We ask only the legalization of kleptomania and the abolition of discriminatory laws draconian. No need to shun us as lepers, do not hide from us purses and bags, lock the doors and windows, do not dismiss us from work and pull our hands out of other people's pockets. The fact that our behavior is not like most, may not be the basis for our discrimination. The rights of minorities, as you rightly noted, Mrs. Clinton, should be guarded even more responsive and alert than the rights of the majority.

In addition, we understand that most kleptofobskoe - the conventional concept. This majority is formed under the pressure of our intolerant past. We must as soon as possible to get rid of the legacy of the dark ages.
It is necessary, finally, honestly, that kleptomany - not miserable outcasts and the marginalized. Hidden kleptomania were and are many great people, in particular - major public figures, ministers and presidents, senators and deputies. Therefore, we hope to find in this environment, understanding and support: as in your country, dear Mrs. Clinton, and on our side of the ocean. We look forward to the creation of the famous Memorial kleptomania, which will be presented as those geniuses who managed to hide from the public the true nature of their phobias, and those who suffered repression and persecution.

We believe, dear Mrs. Hillary, saying that "Hey," you will not fail to utter the "B". If the U.S. State Department has rejected your mouth seventh commandment religious obscurantist, "Do not commit adultery" and legalized the right of Sodom dissidents, it is time to scrap the history and the eighth commandment, "Thou shalt not steal", together with the tenth, "Do not desire anything that belongs to your neighbor." To stand up for our natural rights, and millions of kleptomania world will look to Washington as the true citadel of freedom and the torch of liberalism.

I would like to say a lot of warm words addressed to you, dear Hillary. But I have to hastily conclude my letter by registered mail. All interpreter released, give the guard malyavu mail to send. And then three more stand behind all ottoptali heels - also you are going to write. On the same theme. Type in the name of sadists, zoophiles and necrophagy.
I, of course, against discrimination - but just in case, pull up stakes. And then who knows what the right person, these Ambalov want to take advantage of today ...
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deafening victory " new media "
Well, it's just a brilliant example of " counter- TV ." Taking off , apparently on the phone or on amateur camera in hand , an activist of "Voices" tormented young correspondent of NTV.
One of the shooting and the mantra " you - surkovskaya propaganda " this great man is not enough that broke up the attack on the "Voice" , but it also created a unique precedent struggle of "alternative television" with "traditional" ..

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The incredible kindness ..

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Life would be good if not not for everyone's artistic efforts .
On the track under the ECB - taxidermy shop : a protein with an accordion , spread-eagled tinted jay and so on. x *** I am.
 - And there are no pure, undecorated chuchelok ?
- No , - answer - We can not do without beauty.

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Сообщение от Cyril Syzran

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A sound idea: rent space for rent >

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A sound idea: rent space for rent >

And what room?

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"Politicians often lie in general and in its visual propaganda in particular. We have presented themselves as the party would look like posters, going to the polls if they had to be truthful."

 
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Comprehensive Dentistry

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Chinese artist became invisible man

Total only with a special camouflage Chinese Liu Bolin creates amazing optical illusions.

Chinese 38- year-old artist Liu Bolin, who is also called " an artist who vanishes ," is a master of disguise and optical illusions. Almost half Liu Bolin plays in large-scale " hide and seek ."

With camouflage paint and Liu Bolin becomes the invisible man . He is assisted by a team of two people who painted and the artist. Preparation for each picture takes about 10 hours.