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Ухтомский · 15-11-2011, 15:43

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Originally Posted by Eriksson

Goodness, therefore it's true!

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And I, a naive, thinking that this anecdote is walking on the net!
Truly marvelous are thy works, O Lord ...

Defense Ministry has denied rumors of badminton equipment purchases

14/11/2011 14:43

MOSCOW, November 14 - RIA Novosti. Russian Defense Ministry denied information about the alleged planned procurement for the Armed Forces (AF) badminton racquets and volanchikov, according to agency on Monday.

"The Russian Ministry of Defense was surprising message of the newspaper" Izvestia "on the planned procurement for the aircraft," badminton rackets 10,000 and tens of thousands of volanchikov "associated development of sports infrastructure in the cantonments," - said in a release.

As highlighted in the report, "Badminton is not a military-applied sport in the sun, and its development is not included in the program of physical training for military personnel."

Therefore, the passage that the snipers "must begin to master the" Badminton is the personal opinion of the journalist, said the Defense Ministry.

Message stating that the Defense Ministry plans to buy Sun for badminton rackets 10,000 and tens of thousands of volanchikov appeared in the newspaper "Izvestia" shortly after Russian President Dmitry Medvedev said in his blog about the benefits of badminton.

http://www.ria.ru/society/20111114/488405286.html

Кирилл Сызранский · 15-11-2011, 15:57

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Originally Posted by Eriksson; 1848021"

And I , a naive , thinking that this anecdote is walking on the net!

Medvedev " piss ":

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The interest of Russian society to wake up badminton after Dmitry Medvedev three weeks ago, said in his video blog about the benefits of badminton and played a significant Vladimir Putin. Medvedev urged Russians actively playing badminton , and said that this game is introduced in school physical education classes .

Eriksson · 15-11-2011, 16:04

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Originally Posted by Ukhtomsky ; 1848061"

MOSCOW, November 14 - RIA Novosti. Russian Defense Ministry denied information about the alleged planned procurement for the Armed Forces ( AF) badminton racquets and volanchikov , according to agency on Monday

That's right! I would place the Defense Ministry also denied the rumor . Well, actually , 10 thousand bats in the whole army , it's chickens to laugh! " It's little enough to be .." (C)

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Santa · 15-11-2011, 16:04

Military will be fined for mat
Cursing swearing officers will be economically disadvantageous.

In the Russian army next year for a public officer, foul language and could lose bonuses and career prospects. Thus, increasing the payment of officers, the military leadership provides another mechanism for obtaining money, after paying the abolition of uniforms and various compensations.

Way to control the speech of officers has not worked out, but, obviously, will be used by the commandant office. The formal reason for screwing the nuts are numerous videos leaked onto the internet, in which the commanders of mothers with a taste of their subordinates.

The most famous case in which the submarine commander "Samara" Captain 1st Rank Roman Schury swore obscenities on a cell phone your own boss. This video has collected several million views.

The incident occurred in the summer of 2010, but only in May of this episode command the Pacific Fleet and the prosecutor conducted an investigation and linguistic expertise of the words officer. According to its results Attestation Commission of the Navy approved the decision to transfer the diver to the staff position, and at first it even going to dismiss from military service.

As told "Izvestia" a source in the General Staff, to the end of the year in the Defense Ministry will develop a document, forbidding use mat in communicating with subordinates and colleagues. Execution of the order will be considered in the certification of officers.

- Respond immediately and will be tough, we do not intend to turn a blind eye, especially in cases that become public. Drinking mate in public, as well as during the official talks with the use of means of communication will be treated as willful insubordination, - said the representative of the War Department in an interview with "Izvestia".

He reminded that the requirements of polite and respectful relationship between the military in one form or another has long enshrined in military regulations and documents. But seriously take over control of their compliance with the generals forced the Internet.

Confirmed cases of swearing the officers down the line from next year will necessarily cause for serious official proceedings and draw conclusions relevant to the deprivation of the award and demotion.

Military psychologist Sergei Bulgakov in an interview with "Izvestia" said that the exclusion of the mat from the Army lexicon may be a serious stress for the military.

- In extreme cases, properly chosen commander trenchant phrase can quickly remove the shock from the slave and return him to perform tasks. In addition, expression zaboristye sometimes help the military to "let off steam" and give up battering - said Bulgakov.

Agrees with him and training unit commander Captain Alexei Spirin, who believes that "at the annual lifetime reassurance Army soldier materkom only helps them quickly learn the curriculum."

http://www.izvestia.ru/news/506587

Кирилл Сызранский · 15-11-2011, 16:10

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Originally Posted by Eriksson

"It's little enough to be .."
(C)

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And in the hands of their rackets,

And each shuttle. (c)

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Belgorod struggled with the boy Dima and promised him a mat[/B][/URL]

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« And what 's your favorite move? " - Prime Minister asked the young athlete.
"Front step ," - replied the boy.
"Do not believe me , I , too, - said Putin. - Show? ".
Dima confidently walked up to the prime minister , seized him by the shirt and started hooking.
" Stop, stop here " - his partner stopped at half receiving Putin .

Кирилл Сызранский · 15-11-2011, 18:21

Belgorod struggled with the boy Dima and promised him a mat[/B][/URL]

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« And what 's your favorite move? " - Prime Minister asked the young athlete.
"Front step ," - replied the boy.
"Do not believe me , I , too, - said Putin. - Show? ".
Dima confidently walked up to the prime minister , seized him by the shirt and started hooking.
" Stop, stop here " - his partner stopped at half receiving Putin .

zarajara · 16-11-2011, 17:41

I thought I would fall asleep standing up - this is the age

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Pecheneg · 16-11-2011, 22:38

The best in the profession ...

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Элис · 17-11-2011, 10:23

But, just not "Anna Akhmetova"

Зея · 17-11-2011, 14:33

How long has it been?

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