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Day of sausages to celebrate in Yekaterinburg

On the occasion of 206th anniversary of Yekaterinburg sausages a real holiday . Sausage Day will take place in a traditional agricultural fair , which will unfold on November 12 at the site DIVSa

"The program promises to be very interesting , meat plants Sverdlovsk region will arrange competitions and quizzes, will be asked questions on hot dogs and give them the same as prizes ," - said a spokeswoman for the event organizers.

Also at the festival will choose the most original sausage. Evaluate the " contestants " will be specially invited by the jury.

According to legend , this product was created by hands of the Viennese butcher Johann Georg Lanera November 13, 1805 - Rosbalt .

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The Russian Army will buy 10 000 badminton racquets


About 10 thousand rackets badminton and tens of thousands volanchikov purchase in 2012, the Russian Defense Ministry. The military will also create the necessary infrastructure for training the new army sport. The first to fail to start utilizing badminton snipers. >

Provide rackets and volanchikami assumed all military units, but where there is no gym, playing only have the summer, reports "Interfax" referring to an article in the newspaper "Izvestia". Each of the seven modern sports complexes built in the military camps for recruits already have a ten-marked areas for badminton, according to officials of the General Staff.

"Badminton - an important part of mass sports work in military units, - explained the head of physical preparation of the Defense Ministry, Colonel Alexander Schepelev. - In a game of badminton make use of the same muscles that when throwing grenades, knives and other items. Therefore, this kind of sport very useful for all, without exception soldiers. But it will be particularly useful shooters and snipers, because surveillance volanchikom trains eye muscles, strengthens the cardiovascular system and develops a speed of reaction. "

Availability of equipment for badminton allows the Army to engage in this sport almost everyone, and children's clubs and cadet schools in badminton is played now, said Col. Schepelev.

Deputy Director of the Institute of Political and Military Analysis Alexander Khramchikhin reminded edition, which is traditional for the development of physical skills, soldiers used other sports: athletics, "speed" or command.

Head of the Center for Military Forecasting Anatoly Tsyganok, blamed Defense Minister Anatoly Serdyukov in imitation of Georgy Zhukov, commenting on the idea of ​​spreading in the army of badminton.

He recalled that in the early 1950s, Marshal Zhukov, imposed on all campuses. And the whole army without exception played in small towns. "Now, Anatoly Serdyukov decided to impose badminton. Of course, it is very easy to report to the president, but for the military will not be a real benefit. It would be better engaged in combat shooting, half of the generals can not shoot" , - said Anatoly Tsyganok.

Interest in badminton woke up in the army and society, after Russian President Dmitry Medvedev three weeks ago, said in his video blog about the benefits of badminton and played in it telling the prime minister, Vladimir Putin.

Badminton in September 2012 may be everywhere in the Russian schools third lesson of physical education. At this counts the president of the National Badminton Federation, a member of the President's Council on Sports Sergei Shakhrai.

Incidentally, the new head coach of Russian national badminton in September 2011 he was appointed Indonesian Atticus Dzhuhari. During his career specialist has worked with teams in Indonesia, Sweden, Thailand and India. Dzhuhari seven times led his teams to victories at the World Championships.

http://www.vesti.ru/doc.html?id=630268

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About 10 thousand rackets badminton and tens of thousands volanchikov purchase in 2012, the Russian Defense Ministry . The military will also create the necessary infrastructure for training the new army sport. The first mandatory will learn badminton snipers

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