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The Court of Los Angeles banned the dogs bark more than ten minutes

In Los Angeles dog owners whose dogs will bark more than ten minutes will be subject to a fine, the court issued such an order of the city.
According to the decree, if the dog barks more than ten minutes, her owner faces a fine of $ 1,000.
The author of the new law was made by local resident Gary Leonard. Shrill barking neighbor's dog a little, came to his ears day and night, completely exhausted nerves Leonard, who has filed a complaint with the local service control animals.
Municipal Court of Los Angeles, having considered the complaint, the secret ballot, unanimously decided to oblige the local authority to make laws in the city on the content of pets amendment, to impose fines on owners whose dogs bark too much.
"It is absurd how much time it took," - commented on the decision Leonard newspaper The Los Angeles Times. He complained that he suffered a dog barking for over a year.
The court, after amendment, the dogs will bark only free the first ten minutes or less than 30 minutes every three hours. Measure the duration of the barking will be the staff of urban control services.
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For the first offense the dog the owner would pay $ 250 for the second - 500, the third - already 1000. The system of fines will affect how local pet owners and guests.
Recall that in early July it was reported that in New York found a way to solve the problem of pollution of the streets from faeces of domestic dogs. From now on, the tenants who have a dog, the owner must provide a DNA sample housing of your pet. In New York, found a way to solve the problem of pollution of the streets from faeces of domestic dogs. From now on, the tenants who have a dog, the owner must provide a DNA sample housing of your pet, writes The Telegraph.

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The grass and do not walk dogs for a walk!
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For mushrooms is better to go with the trademarks

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Сообщение от Alice

For mushrooms go best with stamps

Smmeshnaya phrase for golyutsinogennymi mushroom is better to go with the trademarks of LSD.
 
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Civilized state? - It's so simple: >

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New car scooters from China - the best choice for someone who wants to ride!