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[leonard]

Liked anecdote while I was completely healthy, 300nazad years.
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Patient comes to the doctor and asked, - Doctor, will I die?
The doctor, with a sly squint, - A, as well, of course?
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[zarajara]

Сообщение от leonard

Like , the anecdote was completely healthy until , years 300nazad . >
Patient comes to the doctor and asked , - Doctor, will I die? The doctor, with a sly squint , - A, as well , of course? >

I know in another topic :
Patient - Doctor, I am going to live ?
The doctor, philosophically - the point?

Increasingly, I remember a good Jewish proverb : "Do not know - does not hurt ." >

Here's another picture. >

[leonard]

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[Pecheneg]

Сообщение от leonard; 1746983"

Like , the anecdote

The case occurred in a dental klinnike .
I brought a daughter to treat a tooth .. sit in the queue waiting .... and foremost , all kind of hard ... But then comes a respectable lady and the girl at the reception desk ....
"Girl, what to do? Bridge collapsed ...."
" Well, make an appointment ,, , your doctor will look and then will decide what to do .."
"And what will he do? "
" Well, lift bridge , and then make a new or old , or soldered, if that's possible .."
" And if you solder , be sure to remove it ? ? Could not solder it in place , not filming ? ?"
" What do you mean ... Can you imagine this same metal is melted and the temperature of 900 degrees .."
And sdeduet response , from which all slipped from their chairs .
" Well, I will endure ! "

[leonard]

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[aljenat]

Сообщение от Vlasta

articulate a clear vision.


I'm sure of it, I know

That wish will be granted in time.

I do not know who the author of these lines ...

The poet came to a point.

I also believe that thoughts are material.

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[zarajara]

There are fans in our ladies' novels?
So she knew that - no. >
And yet, it is fascinating reading , what I found , and recommend you .
http://voffka.com/archives/2011/08/24/070693.html
Here are a few quotes from a variety of such . >

Men's fingers stroked her bare skin. Grabbing his wrist , Amy tore his hand ...

And her smile showed that she left this world and gone to heaven from happiness.

Without turning , he looked around.

Desire shook him up to the heels.

Sexy smile pulled his cheeks to his ears .

[Vlasta]

Сообщение от aljenat

I do not know who the author of these lines ...

The poet came to a point.

I also believe that thoughts are material.

Aljenat, thanks, I'm the author.
Just wanted to make a joke.
For the poet, thank you very much!
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[Santa]

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