Funny pictures, satire and humor

[zarajara]

This is from my FB

Wall Photos

Author: Damir Muratov


I really liked the picture caption in the title.

I thought to her subject in those that "touch us," or still here.

In my opinion, it is funny and touching and >

Artist M. Loginov, frame by Dima Virgil.
From the collection of Oleg Usachev.

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It is about those times when the Russian-speaking interviewers in the Israeli military enlistment offices did not exist, and the Russian conscripts were. Due to the fact that they are generally poor command of Hebrew, girls were often sent to the interviewers to check the so called "officers of Mental Health" (by profession - psychologists or social workers) to those just in case, check that all is well Order a taciturn inductee. By the way, mental health officer - "ktsin briyut nefesh" - abbreviated in Hebrew is called a "pig." Although his professional skills is, of course, has nothing to do.

 Mental health officer in the military typically conducts standard tests - "draw a person, draw a tree, draw a house." For these tests, you can easily explore the inner world of the future soldier. They after all that well - they are universal and not dependent on language skills. Already house-all are able to draw. And an officer was sent to another Russian boy, bad speaking in Hebrew. Mental health officer greeted him, pulled a sheet of paper and asked to draw a tree.

 Russian boy badly painted, but it was well-read. He decided to compensate for the lack of artistic abilities of detail. Therefore, depicted an oak, the oak - a chain and the chain - the cat. Clearly, yes?

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 The officer pulled the list of mental health to him. On a sheet showed a gnat, not very neatly hanging on a branch. As the rope used shrimp chain.

 - What is it? - Asked gently boar.

 Russian boy stiffened and began to translate. Cat in Hebrew - "hatul." "Scientist" - mad'an, with a Russian accent - "Madan". The boy did not know that in this case the word "scientist" would have sounded different - a cat is not an employee of the Academy of Sciences, and simply knows a lot, that is the word to others. But both failed. The boy scratched his head and answered the question of the officer:

 - Hatul Madan.

 The officer was an Israeli. Therefore, given the phrase meant to him something like "cat, engaged in scientific activities." Hatul Madan. Why shrimp and hanged on a tree, engaged in scientific work, and what is this scientific work, the officer could not understand.

 - And what does he do? - Stress the officer asked.

 (The picture of suicide in a projective test, generally a very bad sign).

 - And when it's looking - happy boy opportunities to show off the intellect. - That's if it's right here (from gnats to the right side there was an arrow), then sings a song. And if here (arrow to the left followed), it tells the tale.

 - Who? - Tears boar.

 The boy tried and remembered:

 - Himself.

 On fairy tales that tells itself hung shrimp, mental health officer felt unwell. He appointed the boy one more interview and let him go home. The picture remained on the oak table.

 When the boy was gone, wild boar summoned his secretary - he wanted a fresh look at the situation.

 The secretary of mental health officer was a clever girl adequate. But she also recently arrived from Russia.

 The boss showed her a picture. The girl saw the picture tree with carved leaves and animal type cat walking along the chain.

 - Do you think this? - Asked the officer.

 - Hatul Madan, - said the secretary.

 Hastily putting the girl and drinking cold water, wild boar called on the next floor, where she worked as his young colleague. Asked to come down to consult a complex case.

 - Here, - sighed weary professional. - I'm a long time I know you're a normal person. Tell me please, what is depicted here?

 The problem is that a colleague was also from Russia ...

 But here boar decided not to retreat.

 - Why? - Quietly, but passionately he asked his colleague. - Why is there - hatul Madan?

 - So it's obvious! - A colleague pointed her finger at the picture you see these arrows .-? They mean that when hatul is right, he sings. And when the left ...

 I can not say, went crazy there and what army psychologist diagnosed the boy. But today, almost all officers are aware of mental health: if the recruit on the test draws oaks with animals on chains, it means that he is from Russia. They say, all well educated. Even cats.

[zarajara]

Photo from my SE.

I want to share

[Ika-Ika]

zarajara, and would like to sneak up quietly to the man and his push.
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Сообщение от Ika-Ika

zarajara, and would like to sneak up quietly to the man and his push.
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And to pull off the black cloth and see what's inside, when something is closed, for some reason I always think that there's nothing there (or there, but terrible) > <! -
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Сообщение от artcol

artists are fighting for this country lying on the stove ...

... and reading the newspaper, "Tomorrow."
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[zarajara]

In the last week or two with all that is happening was wrong. Maybe the heat (we have today was 42). On what topic you come - solid claws , fangs and hair on end. And I want to emphasize that this entire set of virtual , ie, even hot air does not work.
I will try to return to the topic.
These pictures are from my SE .

[Grigory]

Cat gone ....
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And the remix of the theme

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in this here town I skidded)) Bulgarian village Zvezdets, 15 kilometers from the Turkish border.