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Сообщение от Ruff, 1473111

Let pass the exam on the Latvian

And what about without it? Plus the knowledge of the constitution (separate ekzvmen); history and culture ...
I accidentally (when the new passport with AD received in Tallinn) saw this statement on the exam from a neighbor at a time certificate with a variety of security features, remains in the passport department, I think, in Latvia the same rigor ...

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Truncated .. Litviyskie authorities introduced Meadows in "black list". Can not see him a residence permit, as his bald head. Remember that "a strong economic manager and a patriot of the Kremlin's vertical position compared to the Russian-speaking Latvian to Auschwitz. And now, suddenly requested a residence permit in the Auschwitz .. "Here you have a vivid example of the behavior of Putin's patriots, when roasted rooster in one place bite .. <!--~ 10 "-" in a good place Meadows course on the bunk, as almost all of his United Russia supporters of the party and leadership. But this is not the day for the time being.

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2 stories. First - an old but very good anecdote, parable:

The young monk took the tonsure, and in the monastery his first task was to help the rest of the monks to copy the hand of church regulations, the psalms and laws.
After working as a week, the monk noticed that all the rewrite these materials with a previous backup, not the original. Surprised by this, he turned to the father-prior:
- Padre, as if someone made a mistake in the first copy, it also will be repeated forever, and it does not fix it, because there is nothing to compare!
- My son - said the father-abbot, - in fact we have done so for centuries. But, basically, in your argument is something there!
And with that he went down into the dungeon, where the vast coffers of the primary sources were stored for centuries is not open. And lost.
When is the last almost a day since his disappearance, troubled monk went down into the same basement in search of the Holy Father. He found it immediately. He was sitting in front of a huge volume of uncovered calfskin, hitting his head on the sharp rocks underground, and something slurred mumbling. On the mud and scratches his face was bleeding, his hair tangled, and the view was insane.
- What is it, Father? - Exclaimed the shocked young man. - What happened?
- Tselebrate ..., - groaned the father-abbot - the word was: "tselebrate" instead of "celibacy"! (celebrate - a feast, rejoice; celibate - abstain (sexual abstinence)
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And this bike buddy sent me this:

Somehow, Primakov met with Patriarch of All Russia. Craze had such politicians to meet with the Patriarch. So, Patriarch Alexy II was the ceremonial vestments, and was the highlight of his cape (forgot the name, but helluva lot of important ceremonies in the piece, placed across the neck and two stripes on his chest omitted). Primakov asked the Patriarch of this element of the church's wardrobe. Alexis said Sia zelo important part and is present at an important ceremony for several centuries.

In short, the church rarity of high importance.

Primakov said: "And you have no one tried to read what it says?" Alexis said, surprised that there is nothing is written. Since Primakov its helluva lot of upset. This Item is made of brocade. Brocade invented in Syria, the best brocade - the Syrian and the Orthodox Church (ROC) for centuries in Syria, it bought, even now prefer Syrian tissue.

In short, the cloak arabesque (label, stylized design). Must be real spices to the intertwining of branches to see the Arab ligatures, Primakov specials. It read: "La la illa Allaah wa Muhammad rasullul la" ("There is no God but Allah and Muhammad - His prophet")

Alexis left the meeting in shock.

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The efficiency of the judicial system.

 

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Actual ...

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Yesterday, a five-year daughter delighted ocherdnym child neologism.
Leafing through her "History of Beauty" (Umberto Eco), we reach the modern models.
Daughter, moving with vzlyad titsianovskih women in the photo Kate Moss, with touching sympathy: HUDOBABA ...

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«The reason for laughter detects the level of human development» .
 

Larni Martti

«For low natures, there is nothing as enjoyable as revenge for his own insignificance, throwing the dirt of his views and opinions of the holy and great».
 

Vissarion Belinsky

«There's nothing stupider than stupid laughter».

Catullus

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Nashi rescues Russian tourists in Egypt.