Pets

[Moriakoff]

Сообщение от Ika-Ika

, one wonders when this story is : how much lengthened your hands after a ten run, if after a little jog it is extended by 10 cm ? It turns out that they are generally dragged along the ground or something ?

Almost to the ground ...))) The fact that a strong tension when you are surrounded sobak.Prichem to him , he pulled without any aggression, but only in order to meet ...)) But outside the city , on the road I gave up arms and trailed behind him like sausage ... tired less than in a public place where a lot of all living creatures ...))
I would like to add that with age, Batir almost turned into a man ... just did not say ...))

[Santa]

That dog is my niece and goddaughter >
Parents bought her the dog , but it ( this soba ) was a bit " spoiled " one bite is wrong, and it can not stand .
To my daughter is not upset - my mother sewed her dog , and such suits ( the show was on the eve of May 9 ) .
Naturally , they got all the prizes in the " Audience Award " and Varia went home very satisfied and happy >.

[Moriakoff]

Once I seriously decided to quit ... I made something like plakatiki and hung on the workers mestah.Dumal what happens at the subconscious level Unlearning . Signed " Besik ! Smoking is bad ! "
But it did not ...(( Tolley muzzle him amusing , toli time has not come ...))
This is my French Bulldog Besik !

[fross]

Сообщение от Moriakoff

I had a Central Asian shepherd ...)) I ran into an interesting fenomenom.Verbalno he commands are accepted, but once I thought he would sit or lie down. If I disliked the man, when they met him he started to worry and prepare for an attack, even though I behaved amicably.
On the walk we went as follows ... I took the car plastic rope, one end caught the collar, and another bandage around his waist and another recorded the rukami.Posle walk my upper extremities were longer at 10cm. from the usual ...))
Once I decided it utomit.My ran about 10km. But the tether tension is not eased ...))

Readily believe, I remember the astonishment on the faces of neighbors when I was in the winter ice was walking with Asian, I pushed herself up off the ground and flew about three meters, then pushed herself up again and flying, slow down could only be confronted with an obstacle. > With vremenm festivities had moved to 4 am, so no one to meet, or with dogs or with humans. She would wake someone from the household, and sometimes managed to do this with each separately, what we have learned over breakfast. >

[Santa]

" Once this issue has gone > > , I remembered ..
I was a French girlfriend . Bulldog - Asya ( though I was a man . genus )
Once on New Year's hosts ( girlfriend , her husband ) and guests - well after drinking and eating , went to sleep .
Food ( in particular they liked smoking) remained on the table .
Asya without thinking twice, climbed on the table and devoured all >
A couple of hours a dog , you see, covered sushnyak and he did not find water in the public domain, climbed into the aquarium and the water was sup there >
How not to fall - nobody could not understand .
In general , when the company woke up - tank was almost empty , and at the bottom of the floundering fish .
How he did it - still a mystery . >
" want to live - not so raskoryachishsya "

[lusyvoronova]

Balcony resident, a few days already asleep-stoluetsya.Opasaemsya, as if it is our Kotya wrong-with .. She then sternly: not to fly, do not grovel!

[Ika-Ika]

Maybe she eats babochku.Oni eat moths, butterflies are delicious, especially at night, they zhirnenkie-night babochki.Moya Squirrel eats flies, and butterflies spoils wings.

[zarajara]

The best means of disturbing dreams - is, of course, Mom

[Pecheneg]

Сообщение от Ika-Ika

My squirrel eats flies , and butterflies wings spoils .

Our cat summer hunts grasshoppers and flies ....)))
Here are reminded of the story told by my grandmother ... It was somewhere in the 70 's ... Lived in our village ... the cat does not catch mice are bastards , but was unruly - the horror ... But the most interesting , their hunting skills practiced on the neighbor's chickens and pigeons .. strangled chicken brought to the brink , and then calling anyone any of the household , such as boasting , and waited for what would be his pohvalili.Sosedyam these outrages tired , started to complain about this gangster , claim to him that done something ... There was nothing .. Uncle Volodya , the husband of my aunt went to the forest for the hay and took it with him and there he was released .. While struggling with hay , came home , and the cat was waiting at the door .. . Bezchinstva cat continued ... It was decided to take more drastic measures .. And they have been accepted .. the Cat put in a bag , transported to the other side of the river and released les.Proshlo summer , autumn, winter has come ... .. AND Here in the middle of winter, when ice was a cat came on home ice ... More than it already did not deliver anywhere , stayed with us until someone killed him ...

[zarajara]

Сообщение от Pecheneg

. It was decided to take more drastic measures .. And they have been accepted .. the Cat put in a bag , transported to the other side of the river and released les.Proshlo summer , autumn, winter came .. ... And here in the middle of winter , when became ice cat came back on the ice ... more it will not go imported , lived with us until someone killed him ...

A sad story , always the most ambitious and original gets <!--~ 2 " - " He probably did not understand why his production is not praise , but on the contrary >