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Dmitry Zelenin himself talking about it does not want to - in his entourage and said: "the worm does not comment».

Not only @ DZelenin sfotkal me but I did.

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Ode to the worm, which is found in the plate Tver Governor Zelenin, had dinner in the Kremlin.

In every beast there is pride and become
Even small animal:
So can a hero become a sensation
Worm on the Kremlin plate.

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Tver Governor dined in the Kremlin
Dreaming of fatty rollback
Suddenly, the worm is born swarm in the earth,
Looked at him from the salad.

Poor old Zelenin in fright hiccupped
And then covered with a cold -
It seemed to him a worm winked
And speaking to him asked:

- You wonder, my dear? And I'm surprised
Said worm flea -
What spineless - and suddenly invited
Today is a feast spineless!

And you do not look at me like I was lice -
We've heard different rumors:
Of the thousands of you will not find one,
Who in his life crawling on his belly!

So what - let not my head
But I know how to crouch,
So, I can become mayor of Moscow
And it dug a trench!

I Twitter osvoyu as nano-Bear
And I'll threaten you there!
Worms in the internets is no obstacle -
Crawled, literally, everywhere!

Do not know if I can I become a premier ...
But here's what I tell you exactly:
In every beast there is pride and become
And even - in invertebrates!

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Theme of the day somehow unfairly passed by the forum.

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Workers of all countries, unite!

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Census in a single Russian family:

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Nefertiti .....

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Diary of a photographer Vladimir Sokolov http://www.sokolov2007.ru/profile/

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Ukr-agitation.

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Everything. This is the end. America, the American dream became klopovnikom.

One of the most famous and most recognizable landmarks of New York - Empire State Building skyscraper attack bedbugs, newspaper Daily News.

As the newspaper writes, unpleasant blood-sucking insects were found in the located in the basement locker room for service personnel Empire State Building. And the bugs were so many that had to call in experts to deal with them.

In recent weeks, there is now the invasion of bedbugs in New York. Insects, which had occasionally been found in hotels and homes, now find in the shops, in offices, including in the magazine Elle, new, newly built homes and luxury apartamentah.Na days residents and visitors shocked at the news that the bugs were found in the very center of the city - a location in Times Square multiplex AMC.

The problem of bedbugs in the city has become so acute that one of the most prestigious department stores of New York's Bergdorf Goodman were recruited several new staff members - beagle dogs specially trained to search for these insects.

In the department explained that in their store, located on the famous Fifth Avenue, has not yet been discovered bugs. "However, in order to prevent us will be working dogs," - told reporters the official representative of the department store Ginger Reeder.

Relevant services of the city is now littered with complaints about the dominance of bedbugs. According to the mayor's office, if in 2004 in the health services of the city of New Yorkers received 537 applications requesting to send Sonderkommando to destroy bugs, then in 2009 such applications were already 11,000 and this year the figure will be even higher

Bugs, attacking New York, got to UN headquarters. As reported by Radio Liberty, a few chairs in the conference hall has already become "a haven for insects that their presence could influence the vote on virtually any subject.

Infected chairs were hastily removed, but to ensure that bugs do not come back, nobody can. It should be noted that the iconic building of glass and metal repeatedly became a refuge for rats, mice and cockroaches, as, despite its elegant appearance, has a huge amount of dark corners and damp basements.

Bedbugs, long time no mention of his New Yorkers, "a triumphant" return in 2008, after the crisis on Wall Street. Currently, companies offering beds and mattresses, bed bugs repellent, are flourishing. Meanwhile, the administration has spent on the Metropolitan Opera disinfection building thousands of dollars. Bedbugs have been seen in Empire State Building, the main skyscraper in New York, in a department store Bloomingdale and Concert Hall Lincoln Center.