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[dedulya37]

Cyril Syzranskiy, a small offtop.

Your photos reminded me of a story originally occurred in 1981.

In 1974, the best friend. VF Stozharau sculptor Alexander D. Shcherbakov, manufactured and erected a monument at the grave of VF on Vagankove. Throughout the last year working on a master read another, and produced several versions of sculpture, a monument to our family liked. Finally one of them was utverdzhen and installed.
What was once a sculptor, he understands that this is a small factory, with stones, saws, podiums, winches, tools, etc. And of course the sculptures on shelves everywhere. Incomplete sketches, pieces of clay under the film, bas-reliefs, high relief - just a lot of things. Among other things, a sculptor and made faces the leader of world proletariat, in order to have pocket money.
The leader had looked like on your pictures with the tilt and forward into the distance hand. (Where are showing this hand, it is another story.)
And suddenly the whole sculpture Spin once broken, as Alexander D. moved to another world.
In the Artists Union was a rule: the relatives of the deceased member of the union were to vacate the studio six months. It concerns and sculptors can only term different. Do not avoid this and great Vucetic.
So. In-law and daughter Shcherbakova removed all they could, something handed out, something was taken to the country and the question arose of what to do in the option Stozharau monument, which was made only of a shell, but still weighed 400-500 pounds, and with sculpture leader, you take no one wanted.
When my brother arrived at the GAZ-69 to pick up the sculpture, we realized that two or three times to us it does not raise. It was decided to go for help, which soon found in the person of two companions were passing by.
- Guys, this thing ... need help ... his own father to make, we can not manage three ...
- No question! At half-liter will be?
- Certainly will!
- Come on!
We went into the studio and the first thing that we came across on the way, was just the leader of this sculpture.

- Yes, no, this is a monument to Lenin, our sculpture in the back room.

P.S.

[luka77]

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[Konstantin]

Yesterday was the next witness, street scenes.
I am standing at the traffic lights, narrow street in central Moscow. On the opposite side stands a few people, I draw attention to them because of the screams. Do not sit down.
The dog is nervous, shifting from foot to foot, begins polulayat-poluvyt, but not shrink.
The dog sits nervously, peasant straightened, all waiting for the green, and green all there. The dog stands, a peasant straightened, triumphantly looking at the girls. Girls ostentatiously turned away.
Caught fire and finally green, all separated.
Dog sorry, sorry girls, but the peasants?

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[Posav]

Demokratiya a choice.

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Dealers and collectors will recognize this place.

[Pecheneg]

Well, do you think .. If the story of the egg was in 2004, and a wreath overturned by the wind during Medvedev's visit to Ukraine on May 17 this year ...
Probably ... no luck as a person ... During the inauguration when he entered the room straight through (probably) shielded half of the door he faced ...