Droplets of kindness

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[Балагур]

We have to be proud !

24.03.2014

Moscow region, Domodedovo district, village Golubino
Driving the car , I have three moles braked car broke down , take in tow one says. I stopped in front of the bridge. In dialogue with the guy I see someone floundering in the ice of a frozen pond and howls . We quickly abandoned their car and ran to help. In ice , the last breath of the last forces tried to get old yard dog . One guy was born in the city of Yoshkar -Ola , with heart disease because of which he was not taken into the army, not a loss , quickly undressed and climbed into icy pond to rescue a dog, breaking the ice with his fists and elbows . Pulling the dog , I was invited to warm up guy in my cab. He asked me to drive to the store to buy the vodka. Approaching the store , we saw that same dog. Treat him sausage, boy took him to his home , giving him a life saved, a new name Rex .

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husband
With this man difficult. Because a lot of trouble with it ... spending more ... Bring this man you can : for example, it was once a beautiful and good , but after you're married it became ruguchim and thick.
(Cyril Abakoumov , 7 years)

groom
So called uncle before he marries . And after he married , became referred to other different words.
( Anna Glebova , 9 years)

Schastie
In children this half and half . Because my mom is scolding , then buying ice cream .
( Zulfiyya Hakimova , 8 years)

TV Series
It is like most women, because there is all sorts exciting events occur . Men, for example , killed several pieces at once .
( Arina Tabanakova , 7 years and Olya Zanin , 8 years)

washing powder
Usually it is poured into the washing machine. But what if it pour into the soup , I do not know . Because, have not tried .
( Dasha Ushakov , 8 years)

stewardess
It should always be lean . And then , if it is thick, it will get stuck between the rows. The pilot will have to go out and push it down the aisle . And it is not very convenient.
( Dasha Lewin , 7 years)

stomach
This is a very important place in humans. There are located pasta , juice , soup . Amidst all this somewhere else heart is placed .
( Gal Shaulova , 5 years)

boiler
In the march did not take , because the forest is difficult to find an outlet .
( Julia Pankov , 7 years)

insomnia
This may be the bride . It lies at night and think, " What's my dress will be tomorrow ? Beautiful or not? And most importantly - what my husband will be tomorrow ? "
(Masha Sinelnikova , 7 years)

aristocrats
If they offer rotten meat and milk sour or stale bread , they usually refuse . They say that this is not love . Here they are intelligent people .
( Julia Shutilova , 7 years)

divination
At first I was going to marry Yasha , but then I decided to tell fortunes by Levu , it turned out that it is better to marry Antonio.
(Masha Solntseva, 6 years)

foodie
This person may taste to determine what is missing . For example, will treat him with a cake , and he tries to say, " And what of raspberry pie gone? "
(Marina Sokolskaya 9 years and Zoe Harakoz , 8 years)

gentleman
This is the same as that lady. Only a man .
( Toll Peaceful, 6 years and Maxim Tolkachev, 6 years)

food
Tastiest turns my grandmother , my mother , too good at it. A dad bread but cuts well !
(Vera Kusteeva , 7 years)

wife
It's a girl , a man who cooks dinner , washes clothes and cares for his child.
(Andrew Kanifatov , 4 year old Andrey Pichugin, 6 years)

tail
He fastened to the animals behind. For example , a cow ends and he begins .
( Olya Luchkova 4 years )

in love
For example, a husband for his wife walks - walks with her ​​eyes not driving all day . Then she begins to suspect that he is in it, apparently in love .
(Marina Kazakova , 8 years)

intuition
Who she is, that is suitable to the door and, immediately feels that her waiting for him . And so in advance pulls gun bursts and without further ado starts shooting .
( Fyodor Vorontsov, 8 years)

cruise
After his men and women often marry .
( Lena Radkovskaya , 7 years)

mannequin
Profession hard , because you have all the time to diet and quickly take off her clothes .
( Ira Mazunova , 9 years and Masha Kirillova, 9 years)

oatmeal
Her greatest love English. They eat this stuff - I have no idea .
(Tanya Kuzminska , 9 years)

poet
Comes to his muse , and then out again . And he was half happy and half disappointed . Glad - because she came and upset , because now the whole year to wait, when will come again .
( Eugene Novikov, 9 years)

alias
This artists invent yourself some nice name to write in the program . And they themselves - ugly . Often writers and they compose any poetry, and write the name of another writer .
( Eugene Pak, 7 years)