Funny pictures, satire and humor

[Аркадий]

[QUOTE=Кирилл Сызранский;3473531]don't look at me, black and Zolotye@

"black and gold", I draw your attention, not some yellow and blue.. Quite so Imperial fish. It was not necessary to Putin to ban it..

[Кирилл Сызранский]

Сообщение от тандем

GROBNAR !!

In Perm, data Procurement, intend to buy 20 elite tombs in the amount 754000 RUB.

According to the order, the coffins must be made from solid Paulownia (Paulownia) and a veneered canadian oak, have two opening lids. 10 coffins should have included the DNA capsule. Some of the items should be decorated with scenes from the last supper, the corners have bronze plates depicting angels, some are equipped with a decorative braid at the corners to have the carved columns.
"All goods must be new (including all component parts of the product must be new), not restored and not restored to contain elements that should not be used. The term of guarantee of product quality should be at least 6 (Six) months from the date of signing the invoice the Customer", - stated in the tender documentation.

The coffins with the DNA capsules and biblical scenes! How are you?

[ANATOLY]

Сообщение от Кирилл Сызранский

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In the spirit of the time.

[Аркадий]

[QUOTE=Кирилл Сызранский;3473631]Perm, data Procurement, intend to buy 20 elite tombs in the amount [B]754000 Rob@

I think this price is for a single grave. From an array of valuable breeds with expensive finishes and fittings may not be worth just 35T.p.

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Сообщение от Матфей

Lenin and children...

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[QUOTE]L wanted. I still don't understand. Why can't someone else do this?
With you again. Silly you, moose. Who, if not a toad?
L wanted. Well, for one, Bunny.
With you again. Bunny? A Bunny!? Hahaha! Oh, laugh, elk. You just compare them. Bunny – it's a misunderstanding, you pathetic piece of shit and a coward. Especially because he's a foreigner; he lives in the meadow. And toad is order, stability, confidence in the future. Our great frog – the key to the greatness of our marshes.
L wanted. Of greatness?
With you again. Of course. Isn't bad here? Look, swamp our only expanding, Potapova forest, trees falling, and you don't have to look for food. Lean and eat.
L wanted. It's – Yes. Food far enough. Only Komara bred. And rotten somehow. I have already ass overgrown with moss.
With you again. You're always dissatisfied with everything, elk. Our toad makes everything right! You need these shocks? You want the same fire that happened last year on the allotment? Yes we have here is a Paradise in comparison with their rotten pine wood, which may cut off all clean sweep! No wonder all of us so jealous: wolves from the forest, the Fox with the edge, and even a bear.
L wanted. Bear?
With you again. What, you thought. He lies in his oats, and suffers from the heat and horseflies. Wants to get into our nice, cool swamp, and enjoy the Ataraxia, in serenity and awe of this magical Eden. Yes.
L wanted. Why is that?
With you again. Terrified he is our great toad. How is it you gonna croak at him – he's from fear runs to the other end of the thicket. We are the great and mighty. The very Mother nature hints, how she cares about our swamp. Look, even the peat is welcome emits his spirit.
L wanted. Pain stinks.
With you again. Shame on you, moose. It smells your homeland. A pity to avoid. You can smell our spirituality.
However, you do not bother me, moose, I need to sleep. I night go to work to fly over the forest and beasts to scare to all of us Balis@
[URL="https://www.facebook.com/ponochevnyy/posts/1101667643183723"][I]Cousin Alesha's dad Stupina@

[Аркадий]

Vincent Van Gogh + Alesha Stupin. "A portrait of Lenin with an axe". Paper, colored pencil. 17 X 17.

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Сообщение от Аркадий

axe

a Century has passed, and again,
As in the immemorial year:
Carts all jumping and leaping,
And the chips fly and fly.

[Матфей]

Policy at the level of the yard...And the urn under Ethiopia..

[Аркадий]

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