Funny pictures, satire and humor

[Матфей]

Сообщение от Кирилл Сызранский

what is Russian hell?

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[Аркадий]

Сообщение от Кирилл Сызранский

may be this?

each priest has his noodle

[Кирилл Сызранский]

[URL="https://vimeo.com/129252030"]Legendary Soviet artists perform the song Zemfira "Hochesh@

[Кирилл Сызранский]

All in one photo: on the handle dirty ribbon, parked on a pedestrian crossing, room, of course, plastered with paper, like a law-abiding citizen of the Russian Federation, but schmuck, of course, Obama...

[Grigory]

Orlusha - Catering Mikhalkov

[Матфей]

Lenin and children...

[Матфей]

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[тандем]

GROBNAR !!
June 10-11, visitors and guests of the hotel "Yalta-Intourist delight (!!!)exhibition "Necropolis-Crimea 2015". Thirteenth regional Forum funeral industry "Necropolis – Crimea 2015" is organized jointly with the Union of Funeral Organizations and Crematoria, with the support of the State Duma of the Russian Federation, the Ministry of construction and housing utilities of the Russian Federation, the Ministry of housing R. Crimea, the administration of Yalta....
In addition, on the eve of its opening, June 9, in the "Yalta shore" will begin the work of the international scientific-practical conference "Topical issues of development of the funeral business in Russia". The conference will be held the training course "Master of funerals. Funeral Director" with the issuance of certificates of the established sample. The event is organized by the Union of funeral organizations and crematoria, (St. Petersburg) and the Russian-German training centre (Novosibirsk).


Attention !
Very topical for the Russian people, always concerned about the release of the "original Russian territories" of peoples (including "Slavic nationality"), inhabit these areas and in light of recent events in the favorite vacation spots of "former" military personnel of the Russian Federation.:
"Guidance on the selection of a coffin "shipping zinc Christian adulthood"
...."relatively low cost zinc coffin allowed to use zinc boxes in mass transportation, for example, soldiers. By the way, thanks to the Soviet Army in the dictionary of ordinary citizens entered the phrase "cargo 200" in the designation of repatriation (transportation) of the dead. During the war in Afghanistan, trying to disguise the true number of casualties, such "goods" in the inventory and loading encrypted. And since the average zinc coffin with the deceased weighed about 200 kg, and code there by itself and taken root in the language").
Yes,the legendary "Nymph" of district of N, the amplitude of her in the swing with her hands, is not a dream.....
A pleasant stay !

[Аркадий]

FORBIDDEN ESTONIAN AND LATVIAN SPRATS


Defenseless mine! The little fish is simple.
That look at me, black and gold?
How much time you saved,
young rallies?
How many drunk for you
decaliters of vodka?
Jump sprat could only
Above your strap.
Table decoration,
Tin cans!
Children ice wave
Baltic harsh...
Than not please you
The power of our new?
Tasty my, the little fish is simple.
Don't look at me, black and gold.

4.6. 15

Vadim Zhuk

[Кирилл Сызранский]

................................."[I]Аппетитные my, the little fish Prostye@
..................................[I]Не look at me, black and Zolotye@
...........................................Вадим Zhuk

Oh, fish, believe: it will rise,
The captivating star of happiness,
Russia from a dream vspryanet,
And on the ruins of autocracy
Write šprotes eļļā!