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[тандем]

Gestapo came and swore a....Mala ,Mala promised to kill.

[natalia-v]

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[Аркадий]

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[Кирилл Сызранский]

Сообщение от тандем

Gestapo came and swore a....Mala ,Mala promised to kill.

Well done, Yakuts, creative celebrates Victory day, without red-tape, with fiction, with a twinkle.

[Аркадий]

Сообщение от Кирилл Сызранский

well Done, Yakuts, creative celebrates Victory day, without red-tape, with fiction, with a twinkle.

They say drunks, drunks.. But can collect will in a fist, even with a hangover is zabubenit...

[Кирилл Сызранский]

Сообщение от Аркадий

they say alcoholics, alcoholics..

Yes, alcoholism in Yakutia three times above the Russian average. And morbidity caused by alcohol in Yakutia is amounting to 235.8 cases per 100 thousand population, whereas the national average, the figure is 85.
But!
Fertility in Yakutia high. They account for 17.8, while the Russian average and 13.3. Better in Yakutia and the mortality rate. He is in the Republic is 9.3, while the national average is 13.3.

And why? The climate!
Mortality from neoplasms, for example, in Yakutia is 10.6, while the Russian average of 14.1. Indicators of tuberculosis in the Republic amounts to 8, cases on 100 thousand population, whereas the national average is 12.5.
The climate is good! Sharply continental, with long winters and short summers, and by the total duration of the period of negative temperatures (from 6.5 to 9 months per year) the Republic has no analogues in the Northern hemisphere: the absolute minimum temperatures almost everywhere in the Republic below -50 degrees.
The climate!

[манна]

[QUOTE]Vienna is preparing to welcome guests of the international competition, which will take place in may. One of the innovations is the installation of new "homosexual" svetoforov@
some painful tolerance

[Аркадий]

any tolerance immeasurably better militaristic fashizoidnogo hysteria and war

[Аркадий]

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Сообщение от манна

some painful tolerance

Why is "painful"?
Vienna is preparing to welcome guests of the international competition "Eurovision", and that most people are gay and the city authorities in this way decided to emphasize that prejudice in their town are missing. City officials also believe that in this way reinforce the careful drivers who will pay more attention to the unusual lights.
Figures, just like in a conventional traffic light with red, green lights. But the figures — two with hearts. Nice.