Funny pictures, satire and humor

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Dan Lacey draws politicians and celebrities with the pancakes on their heads

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a series of "degenerate art"

[NATA NOVA]

Is Aunt real tattoo (not photoshop)?

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FACE BODY ART

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Story ....
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The question is about those times when the Russian speaking interviewers in the Israeli military enlistment offices have not been, and Russian conscripts have been. Due to the fact that they are mostly poor command of Hebrew, girls, interviewers often sent them to verify the so-called "officers of Mental Health (specialty - psychologists or social workers) to those just in case, checked to see if it works order a taciturn conscript. By the way, the officer mental health - "ktsin briyut nefesh" - abbreviated in Hebrew is called "pig." While his professional qualities are, of course, has nothing to do.
Mental health officer in the military typically conducts standard tests - "draw a man, draw a tree, draw a house." These tests can easily explore the inner world of the future soldier. They after all that well - they are universal and not dependent on language skills. Oh house something everyone can draw. And one officer sent another Russian boy who speak little Hebrew. Mental health officer greeted him, pulled a sheet of paper and asked to draw a tree.
Russian boy, badly painted, but was well read. He had decided to compensate for the lack of artistic abilities of detail. Therefore, depicted an oak, the oak - the chain and the chain - the cat. Clearly, yes?
An officer of Mental Health moved the paper to itself. The sheet showed a small insect, not very deftly hanging on a tree. As the ropes used ant chain.
- What is it? - Asked gently boar.
Russian boy tensed and began to translate. Cat in Hebrew - "hatul. "Scientist" - mad'an, with a Russian accent - "Madan". The boy did not know that in this case the word "scientist" would have sounded different - a cat not a servant Academy of Sciences, and simply knows too much, that is the word to others. But both failed. The boy scratched his head and responded to a question an officer:
- Hatul Madan.

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The officer was an Israeli. Therefore, the phrase meant to him something like "cat, engaged in scientific activity. Hatul Madan. Why shrimp and hanged on a tree, engaged in scientific activity, and what is this scientific activity, the officer could not understand.
- And what is he doing? - Stress the officer asked.
(Picture of suicide in a projective test is generally very bad sign).
- And it looks when - happy boy an opportunity to shine intelligence. - That when it is over here (from gnats to the right side there was the arrow), then sings songs. But if here (the arrow followed by the left), it tells the tale.
- Who? - Tears boar.
The boy tried and remembered:
- Itself.
In fairy tales, which tells herself hung shrimp, mental health officer felt unwell. He was appointed to the boy one more interview and let him go home. Picture of the oak was left on the table.
When the boy left, wild boar called his secretary - he wanted a fresh look at the situation.
The secretary officer of Mental Health was a clever girl adequate. But she had also recently arrived from Russia.
The boss showed her a picture. The girl saw the picture tree with carved leaves and animals such as cats, coming on the circuit.
- How do you think, what's this? - Asked the officer.
- Hatul Madan, - said the secretary.
Hastily putting the girl and drinking cold water, wild boar called on the next floor, where she worked as his young colleague. He asked me to come down to consult a complex case.
- Well, - he sighed weary professional. - I've known you, you're a normal person. Tell me please, what is depicted here?
The problem is that a colleague was also from Russia ...
But here boar has decided not to retreat.
- Why? - Quietly, but passionately he asked his colleague. - Why is it - hatul Madan?
- So it's obvious! - Colleague pointed to the picture .- Do you see those arrows? They mean that when hatul goes right, he sings. And when the left ...

I can not say, went there with the mind an army psychologist, and a diagnosis of the boy. But today almost all the officers know the mental health: if the recruit on the test draws oaks with animals on chains, he's from Russia. There, they say, all educated. Even cats.

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That's what gave me the hot computer today:

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And this is what he gave me:

[Posav]

and now this work is good

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