Funny pictures, satire and humor

[Андрей Жданов]

"Confrontation censorship and art," oil on canvas, 2013.


Job student 4th year MGAHI.
VISurikova Andrey Arkhipov.

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WHOM YOU think you are , Your Majesty ?
Questions to Russian President Vladimir Putin from our readers

How many hands you shake a day? Do you help in this exercise ?

For that you have forgiven Khodorkovsky? And for that - no ?

My wife and I went to the Tretyakov Gallery , and then I said that divorcing her. So considered , or only through the theater ?

How to join a cooperative "Lake" ? I want to benefit the country as part of this promising cooperative.

Is there a ghost in the Kremlin , and if so, what are their folk artists play ?

I heard that some in your community sycophants and toadies . How can you get into your environment sycophants ? Medical certificate is.

Recently, you were attracted foreign policy and completely forgotten about us, Siberian Cranes . This skewed or so conceived?

You sad that nobody remembers the Olympics?

Can not wait to return rules TRP ! I'm afraid I can not wait . And sorry - so much waiting ... Polycarp Monokarpovich 96 years.

After TRP and ENEA propose to revive the Komsomol , Osoaviakhim , Osodmil , YUDPD and LGBT ( Lipetsk State Buryat Theater ) .

Why is the song " Putin will teach you to love the motherland ! " You ordered group " Pussy Rayot " instead Dobronravov and Pahmutova ?

We , village workers needed channel "Rain" ! And will "Rain" - will harvest! Could you order Patriarch Kirill prayer to send down "Rain " back?

Russia is known to be conducting a successful policy . Started if any of the Americans jackals at the Russian embassy in Washington?

Worried about the fate of the amnesty Serdyukov. He stood firmly on the path to reform ? Not whether he will re- curve track ? Managed to get a working I buy specialty? Settled whether the plant ?

One of my friend official constantly offer bribes. But I do not take ! Because of this it increasingly difficult to make ends meet . How did he live?

You know everything about everybody . Tell you a secret: Patriarch - a believer?

When you stop to stifle freedom on Russian television ? When it stops Dmitry Kiselev beat around the bush and say what is really thinking ?

What program " Echo of Moscow" to you personally not to be missed after the crackdown "Echo" ?

What are you Venediktov said that he still has hair on end ?

I can not ask about the Crimea . How's the weather? And what are the forecasts for the coming years? Whether still tasty pasties ? Do not bodyazhat wine?

What you have been told at home when you suddenly returned not one, but with the Crimea ?

How to determine when you tell the truth , and when doing an official statement ?

My son should be drafted into the army . Where you can specify the full list of polite military units ? Are there, for example, a construction battalion polite ?

I , the Russian-speaking recently harassed the republic Finland ! Local Bandera not sell vodka after 23:00 , and this humiliation and insult ! Only hope for you!

Is it true that Kabaeva headed by A. Tatar Mejlis in the Crimea?

If you decide to all residents of the country went to the roof and jumped down as you think, how many percent of Russians support your decision ?

For some of the deep river will be the new Ukrainian border with Russia ? Five letters ... We're a crossword puzzle in "Komsomolskaya Pravda" unravels .

G7 - wounded , or killed by?

You often talk with Barack Obama on the phone. Could you ask him : Britney Spears is again a fat cow or heifer is still normal ? By the way, what tariff you call ? Or are you with him on Skype talking about?

You recently met with the oligarchs . What funny incidents were at this meeting ? Who cried , who described? Those who have stood on his knees ? We , the common people, it is very interesting .

Where do you get the strength to act from a position of strength? And with that you Crimea , incidentally, famously wiped his feet, rather, wiped his nose to the world community ! Respect !

Do you think then make peace with Ukraine ? Maybe it to not hurt it , give something in return Crimea , and also the letter " K" ? For example, Karelia , the Kuriles , Kolyma or Kyrgyzstan ? ..

Are you scared any U.S. sanctions to memory loss ?

Do you irritate night calls Barack Obama? He's probably drunk calls , crying. Do not you think that puts out a joke, mock and humiliate a black president - is racism ?

What do you usually say , ending a telephone conversation with Angela Merkel ? " Jawohl ", " Bye, bye ", " Smack - FER " " Till you get , babanka ," " No, you're the first baggage ," or something else?

Here Alla Pugacheva this month she lost twenty-two pounds. Write about it on the Internet . Why silent official television ? Your spokesman scored in the mouth water why ? Why not investigate the Investigative Committee , where the missing 22 kilograms of People's Artist ? All about Crimea yes Olympics pop - if only to divert attention from what really excites our people !

Are you going to let his beard , to drag himself to the entire electorate is intelligent , loving Stas Mikhailov ?

I asked to be pasted in my passport and your picture too. In the passport office agreed. Could you send me your photo three by four in sixteen years? I still want to do then will your face into a car ...

Vladimir Vladimirovich , can I now leave work early ? Dmitry Medvedev , the blogger .

Who is your favorite character in the novel "The Old Man and the Sea" ? The old man ? Or who ? There's , like, no one else ... So , man. Thanks for the answer . It was nice ... or the sea? I also love the sea . Old people do not like. Jeanne, 15 years.

Say , here's Dmitry Medvedev - what kind of person he is ? You would have gone with him in intelligence? We did not just ask us to vote for him also .

These were the questions from our readers. In conclusion - a couple of questions from the editorial "Red slops " :

"Red glop " - the opposition , but very careful edition . And now for some time we began turning off water in the toilet. Tell me, how did you hear about our opposition ?

Opposition media in the market were only "Ekho Moskvy" Yes we are. Vladimir Vladimirovich ! Still suggest starting with "Echo" !

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"Green Men" ... Ukrainian.

[Андрей Жданов]

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