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[Аркадий]

Assault on a public, terrorism horse!
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[Мимопроходил]

Our mentality one picture <! - ~ 1 ~ ->

[манна]

Сообщение от Mimoprohodil

Our mentality one picture <! - ~ 1 ~ ->

Do you still think that you live in the wrong state ? ..

Do you want to live in Singapore? <! - ~ 7 ~ ->

1. In Singapore, the lives of 3 million people . Basically , the Chinese are famous for their obedience . Lee Kuan Yew, Singapore's governor from 1959 to 1990 there had virtually unlimited power , which allowed him to create a state - computer : a totalitarian state in Orwellian . Many have contributed to this situation and the island of Singapore.

2 . Singapore consists of three zones : the tourist , economic and sleeping . Each zone is separated from the other boundary c immaculate lawn width is five kilometers away .

3 . Public disturbances severely punished :

Fine for spitting on the ground - $ 500.

Fine for smoking in public places - $ 500.

Throwing litter , such as ripped paper is fine - $ 500.

Penalty for leaving water in the saucer under the pot while watering flowers - $ 500 ( water attracts mosquitoes ( .

4 . Number of vehicles in Singapore is artificially restricted . To create a user must first buy a car at a special auction permit car ( permission is given for a period of 10 years). This permit will cost tens of thousands of dollars. Then you need to buy yourself a car that obkladyvaetsya import duty of 41%of the cost. And finally , you need to pay a fee for the registration at 140%of the value of the car . Thus buying , for example, a modest Toyota Corolla will result not less than $ 100 000 .

5 . If the dog barks at night, her vocal cords cut . Men should always wear pants in any heat . Women should also always wear stockings , even if the street plus thirty five.

6. Each car is equipped with built-in siren , which stuns the driver if he exceeds the speed of 80 km /h.

7. After 18-00 forbidden to ride in the car alone. You must bring up work colleagues or fellow travelers. Drive - same one ? Fine of $ 500.

8. Every Singaporean driver must place a sensor underneath the car , the police has always been aware of all of his movements . Police monitors traffic on special monitors . Pedestrians are also coming into the house must report his name to the guard , constantly on duty at the door . Besides , the whole city is flooded with video cameras.

9. Singapore democratic state . But that citizens do not vote anyhow , on the ballot voting indicated passport data .

10 . Theft, violence, drugs , bribes are punished by death as hanging. For lighter crimes penalizes whip. Laws apply to tourists. In Singapore regularly executed wretches who have to carry with them the imprudence some drugs for personal use.

11. Press censored . Write about sex and about politics is prohibited.

12. Singaporeans to become smarter, Lee Kuan Yew has taken measures to promote the correct choice of partners. Men who marry women with higher education are rewarded . Women without a college that give birth to a second child myself , pay the penalty . Uneducated strongly recommended sterilized in exchange for a considerable sum of money.

13. The best is two children per family . Therefore , in the evening the police called in the family, which already has two children, and remind you to take the contraceptive pill and condom use

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manna, Bravo!

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Сообщение от manna

Do you still think that you live in the wrong state? ..

Mann, and you are about what state? ..
I am a citizen of Russia, I live partly in Spain, and the license plate on the picture you can see the Ukrainian.
And our (ussr) izdalya mentality in any country can be seen :-)

[манна]

Сообщение от Mimoprohodil

Mann, and you about what kind of state? ..

About the Russian mentality.
Today is no different from the Ukrainian.


PS: about Spain do not know anything, just passed by.
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Сообщение от manna

About the Russian mentality . Today is no different from the Ukrainian .

 If the Russian mentality (to date , I stress ) did not differ from the Ukrainian , the performances and street fighting with beasts Putin would start about 14 years ago , and no Putin suspect used a long time ago that the government had ..

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Сообщение от manna

Do you still think that you live in the wrong state ? ..

Do you want to live in Singapore? <! - ~ 7 ~ ->


http://pikabu.ru/story/ne_khotite_li...ngapure_626257

Choosing between the Russian reality and certainly would have chosen Singapore Singaporean . Except for a couple of silly items everything else is quite well thought out. Machines are not needed , and so cramped, and Singapore has a developed system of public transport , you can buy a moped bike . Encouragement and promotion of education - also right , in Russia the reverse process , focused befuddling and mental debilitation .

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[манна]

Сообщение от Arkady ; 2951361"

If the Russian mentality (to date , I stress ) did not differ from the Ukrainian , the performances and street fighting with beasts Putin would start about 14 years ago , and no Putin suspect used a long time ago authorities had no ..

Well you , Arkady, like a jack- of -the-box <! - ~ 1 ~ -> ... with their policies ...

There soviet mentality . Here it 's just there. An example is Georgia, where Saakashvili , in a short time ! Performed a miracle ! In terms of corruption , the fight against thieves in law and basic security for people on the street (I did not inetinfa and from the Georgians ) .

 So what? ? ? They present a crook promised two pennies on the snout , and they voted for him in droves ( a fair election ) . This is a democracy ... <! - ~ 7 ~ -> .

[Аркадий]

Yes, this is democracy . Unfortunately . So the Georgian nation is not yet ripe in socio-political terms , not matured . Will fill cones, gain experience , when (and if ) realize that ivanishvileva dvuhkopeechnaya zamanuha worse law and lack of corruption thrown Ivanishvili ( one way or another ) and choose the Democrat .