Take, please, Alphonse Allais!

[Евгений]

Сообщение от LCR

paint these pictures in the mid 20 th century,

It is understandable, but why are they so bright? Maybe fake .. and it is not Alphonse Allais!

[LCR]

Сообщение от Meister

You know me, this man (Ala) resembles the character Harms )))))))))))

There is such a thing

Сообщение от Meister

and in the way I put the accent in "The Fountain", the same account on the last syllable))) so that I would not blame )))

I'm talking about other accents said:

Сообщение от Meister

forgive generously, described, of course

I would, indeed, for this simple, think of it, with any can happen

[Meister]

LCR, Liana!! Well this same forum on art )))))

[Евгений]

Сообщение от LCR

I would, indeed, for this simple, think of it, with any can happen

5 You present a Frenchwoman ..

[dedulya37]

I liked it at first communion in the snow.

"A great discovery army - she realized that the competence of the person does not read. So she invented the title "

And I fell for that!
Liana, Well spared!

[Евгений]

dedulya37, Sasha enjoyed it so much, or you "crashed"?

[Glasha]

forgive generously, described, of course

- And it is not surprising after such a message .., I'm sorry)))
Young ladies in the snow .. Asians and Africans battle? and "expectorant" glue for postal workers? or humane balls fly? ear plugs and the black widow-like fine! That is Chelovechische!
Thank you, Liana, really pleased !))))))

[dedulya37]

Сообщение от Eugene

or you are "collapsed"?

Fell from laughter from the "grand opening of the Army"

[LCR]

Here are some quotes from Pierre Deprozha, French humorist:, who died in 1988 - from cancer.


In the village Botswana Begualeue, located near the city Seruasabvanaua, some Galeeuazedue Mossisauanamata steal a cow belonging to Mr. Chseretseuanemoga Lhamauanege. We will save you on behalf of the cow.

Quote from the Red Book of American ultra-feminists: "On the sixth day, God created Adam. And then he corrected his mistake. "

Animals are much less tolerant than we are: hungry pig will eat quietly Muslim or Jew.

I do not have cancer. I have it never will be - I'm against cancer!

In our yesterday's edition crept unfortunate misprint: the photos of edible mushrooms were placed the names of poisonous and vice versa. Surviving readers probably already own corrected our mistake.

The naivete of children, especially if you compare it with the calm wisdom characteristic of adults, is Homeric laughter. For example, children believe in Santa Claus. And adults, of course, do not believe in Santa Claus. They go to vote.

  Do not be fools to bring to despair. Drilled them a bit of them can do the military.

Everything in our lives - a matter of choice. At the beginning of life is - "the nipple or tit?", In the end - "oak or pine?"

If everyone was talking about was that they actually saw, then:
- Said there would be priests of God?
- Would the Pope spoke about the spiral of my sister?
- Said it would Giscard d'Estaing on the poor?
- Did the communists of freedom?
- Would I spoke about the Communists?

Ah, good education now so rarely! I do not know, have you noticed how awkward and unnatural people behave when in the beginning of a party they must submit their friends to each other? A vedt is so simple!
"Gsspodin Chief Rabbi, let me introduce you to Mr. Jean-Marie Le Pen.
No. I chose a bad example.

The difference between a bad cook and a poisoner - intention.

A woman without a man - like a fish without a bicycle.

[Meister]

Сообщение от LCR

A woman without a man - like a fish without a bicycle.

especially deep)))