Funny pictures, satire and humor

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According to the advertisement NIKE, Russia is some permanent postapokalipsis: ruins, eternal winter, the lack of dentists ... although the picture is completely outside their opinion confirms

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Estonia's best children's book .
" Turd and spring ."
The dog sat for a moment in the park and ran away , leaving behind a small pile.

" Oh , what a beauty here ," exclaimed in amazement bunch , and looked around. " The sky is blue, blue ! Trees green green ! And how is spacious! "

" Listen, you be careful ! " chided her Sparrow . Out of my way , and then someone will come to you ! "

In fact, he was lying under the feet of someone! Poplz turd with all his might into the hole on the lawn.

" Oh, there's more and more beautiful! " - He rejoiced .. " So soft and comfortable . Grass tickles under the chin , and bees buzzing . I gather leaves and build my own house . I'll sit here by the window , and I will enjoy nature ! "

"You know, a bunch , do not build a house here , in the middle of the pitch. " - Taught Sparrow . " It can be a working lawn mower. It is very loud noise and cuts all to pieces . Dangerous thing ! Let's go to the lilac bushes will not wait for the mower . There's good and peaceful. "

"Thank you , clever bird ! " - Thanked Poo , He gathered the leaves of the trees and rushed to Tenek . It was very pleasant to sit and breathe fresh air .

Turd park seemed very interesting. Children ran and kicked the ball to each other , old men fed sparrows and pigeons , dogs sniffing trees and bullied paw. All of it was interesting to consider the window. Only here the guests at Kakashki was not, and so it's a little sad .

" It's so nice to talk with one another and together looking out the window " - he thought. " Sorry , I'm lonely . Maybe try to approach the sparrows. Maybe they will fit your friends! " He looked around and saw the sparrows . It was a familiar sparrow, he and his wife were sitting on the branches of a lilac and fed in the nest squeaking sons. Turd nodded to them as old friends , and welcome Sparrow said , but did not flew closer . Now would be and it's time for dog poop . But instead of dating , the sparrow flew embraced his wife and his sons to seek new food.

" I wish I could hug someone " - thought turd .

Gradually last fall and winter came .. House Kakashki snowed . It was warm and cozy. Poop a lot and a long nap .

Spring melt and Turd . He did gymnastics and sunbathing . Turd after winter has become completely white, but was in good spirits . The air was fresh and the first flowers appear . And lo and behold - one Oduvanochka stuck his nose into the ground next to his house.

"Hi ," she said in a thin voice . "I can porasti here ? I'm not disturbing you ? "

" No" - Turd was shocked. " You're so beautiful ! " " Oh, you ! " - Oduvanochka blushed . " I'm quite ordinary ." " No," - cried Turd . " Trust me - I live here all year, but this yellow and curly Oduvanochku never seen . You know what - be my wife! "

Oduvanochka blushed again, but agreed. The wedding took place , and Turd Oduvanochka and began living together . They loved each other and hugged several times a day , even more than the sparrows .

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November 17, 2013 ended with another visit to the Russian Supreme Head of the Russian Imperial House, HIH Grand Duchess Maria Vladimirovna .

Happy Head of the Russian Imperial House, flew from Samara to Moscow, and from the capital departed for Madrid . In the VIP- hall of the airport "Domodedovo" Empress accompanied Employee ownership of HIH's Chancellery headed by the Director of the Imperial Family 's personal secretary AN Zakatovym , supporters of the Movement "For Faith and Fatherland " headed by Vice-Chair of the Steering Center GN Grishin , members of the Russian Nobility Assembly headed by the First Vice - marshal AY Queen Pereleshina .

Remembered episode from the Soviet movie " Crown of the Russian Empire."

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Require stores in your town!

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Сообщение от Arkady

Ivantcov Andrey Astrakhan Regional Duma deputy, , the LDPR faction of course ..
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This weirdo also sang about Ukraine, about Maidan.
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Сообщение от Cyril Syzran

This weirdo also sang about Ukraine, of Independence.

ButusovTsoy amused ... Type ...

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