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The journalist-that survived?
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A little about medicine ....

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Funny story from the Internet:

And we have a well-room with well water sanctified. It's right behind the fence of the church-new building is a sin because the optical density does not increase.
And here is a burly father in the parade, with the beard and all, there are some acolytes, grandmother mumbled something, such as jackets come district authorities, district press dragged with a camera and a microphone. Well, I wonder what kind of action - stood at the fence with the other onlookers.

And in the pump room, between the columns, a folding table, and on it the font. Well, whether or not the font, and the church Roaster - not particularly versed in the finer points of etiquette. There poured water from the column and put a hefty crucifix.

And the father says to. Unfortunately, quite vague, but seems to be a mixture of preaching and report on the planned growth of grace for the press. The district authorities should, celebrate the grace of easy on the eyes, grandmother all mumble ...

The priest dips his hands into the vessel, pulls out a cross (I must say that the cross was lying there for at least half an hour), it uplifts and pathetic ... misfiring. Indignant looks at the district superiors and comrades of КиевГлубВодоЗемлеПроковыра. A puzzled look dull black crucifix, chewing his mustache. Finally it breaks:
- WHAT IS IT?!
- Shushushubububushushushu - throws districts jacket.
- WHY BLACK CROSS?
- Shushushumnmnmn ... - Sour jacket.
- WHAT? CEPA? WHAT CEPA?!
Jacket comes to the aid of an engineer КиевКакЕгоТамПодземВодоСнабжения and more or less clearly sets out that the well water is hydrogen sulfide, which is a temporary phenomenon, out of breath, but until now ... reacts with silver, you see, was black as well?
The priest does not become easier:
- YES YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I doing here? SERA FROM UNDER THE EARTH GO! Crucifixion! Relics of! Nikon's time! Blackened ALL! SAME Crucifixion of miracle-working! Turned black!
- Shushushumnmnsky question - said jacket.
- IT'S YOU - TECHNICAL QUESTION! And I - BLACK CRUCIFIXION! SULPHUR out of the ground! Next to the church! Where are you drilled infidels?!!

And he walked away, refusing to sanctify the gates of hell. Later, however, the pump room on the top cross hoisted the same - to avoid. Now there dibs water type, was said to help miraculous.

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[Grigory]

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active discussion about faith with the representatives of the clergy. <! - ~ 7 ~ ->

[Konstantin]

- IT'S YOU - TECHNICAL ISSUE!
And I - BLACK CRUCIFIXION!
SULPHUR out of the ground!
Next to the church!
Where are you drilled infidels?!!

A father has got something right, the believer.

Vividly means Orthodoxy.

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Сообщение от Konstantin

A father has got something right, the believer.

And I remembered how Hugo Chavez, speaking at the UN podium, he felt "an obvious smell of sulfur" from the previous one speaker - George W. Bush.
and compared it with the "devil."

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Сообщение от Cyril Syzransky

And I remembered how Hugo Chavez , speaking at the UN podium , he felt " an obvious smell of sulfur " from the previous one speaker - George W. Bush . and compared it with the " devil ." <! - ~ 11 ~ ->

 Maybe now he has a chance to test it in practice , compare and establish the similarity (or dissimilarity ) between the said two .. After all, before he had seen firsthand just one of them, and now .. <! - ~ 7 ~ ->

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The passion of gluttony is of two kinds: chrevobesie and gortanobesie . Chrevobesie - it gluttony, when glutton more interested in quantity rather than quality of food. Gortanobesie - a delicacy , delight the taste buds of the larynx and the cult of culinary delights and a gourmet .( priest Paul Gumerov )

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Dear Elena!

It's no secret that in some segments of the internet you are not too popular. Although detractors struggle to mix the mud with your name, personally, I have always respected your work and with the approval of your attitude to legislative initiatives. The Internet is really reigns unbridled, inadequate permissiveness, and I really fear for the children from the cradle to cook in this juice.

I do not know if it was true that viewing photos of the act of sodomy can persuade the teenager to homosexuality. But check it out on their children I do not intend, thank you! So I warmly welcome all the things that you and your colleagues are doing in the fight against the propaganda of homosexuality and pedophilia - this abomination should burn with a hot iron.

But the reality is much worse than it might seem at first glance. Not only the Internet is full of information harmful to children: often it is literally under our noses. Not long ago I came across a bright and, frankly, a little frightening example:

This is a common banknote in a hundred rubles. It depicts the Moscow Bolshoi Theatre, whose facade is topped by Quadriga of Apollo. As you can see, the ancient Greek god is depicted without clothes. During the recent restoration of the museum his genitals were (finally!) covered by a metal fig leaf, but on the bills is still a gay-erotic image.

Like any normal person, I find this totally unacceptable. And so with all my heart I ask you to take the initiative on early withdrawal from circulation 100-ruble notes the old model and then replacing them with new, safe.

Sincerely, a concerned citizen