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Meanwhile in Russia

Couple of pictures from there:

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Сообщение от Laura

Funny kartynky

Amused the last picture.

[Grigory]

Now I read his son bedtime one chapter of "The Wizard of Oz." Very fond of all of these books as a child, but apparently did not understand much. Now the hair stand on end.

Judge for yourself. Teenage girl Ellie brings in Oz and she immediately begins to murder - it pushes into a pancake house wicked witch Guingamp. It would seem that it is to do with - it was an accident. Example of hurricane "Katrina" tells us about the same. But the alarm bell is rung.

On the individual girl and her moral speaks and what her faithful dog Toto removed from the corpse of the deceased and the silver shoes Dorothy readily bestowed on them.

Sensibly reasoning that far apart, it will not go away, and the ability to ensure her protection Toto is relatively small, it starts to knock together around a group of friends, and choosing their goals handicapped, disadvantaged fate types.

The first of these is the Scarecrow - the nature of which says a lot that even loving people of this country put this type for the count. This degenerate can count to five, and completely devoid of brains.

But in the absence of brain Ellie not reproach, and in this place inquisitive reader realizes that death Gingemma's over.

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In the deep woods Ella and the Scarecrow find yourself another friend. Tin Woodman with a big ax. Cunning girl sensibly judged that heartless Woodman will serve her well service.

Zapudrili absent in the brains of his companions, Ellie deftly scroll through the combination. Looking up from satellites, it provokes its nimfetochnym view a local hermit, known cannibals. This is a test combat skills of new friends. And they did not disappoint. Rather than surrender to a local law enforcement, although it certainly would be released after verification of facts, the Scarecrow and the Woodman calmly kill poor - Scarecrow throws herself at his feet, and the Woodman just one stroke to demolish hapless amateur young flesh head.

And the trio is soldered blood, followed the blood trail runs, but Ellie is not enough. She gets involved in their snare third satellite - Leo, skillfully playing on the complexes of the last and first pitting him Toto, and then reproach of cowardice. Taken on the "weak" Leo did not immediately understand which company wormed, but a chance to get away from him there.
Ellie luring satellites forest reserve, home to Red Book saber-toothed tigers. As a result, the head of tigers from the local Red Book can safely cross off, and Leo smeared in crime so that he is forced to go with the company further. The alternative he has one, a prison or a knacker's yard.

But the girl Ellie is not quite convinced that Leo did not swerve from the path of crime, so luring him to a poppy field, where it gives a lift to the drugs.

While the lion sleeps in a drugged daze, her faithful terminator woodcutter chopping head wild cat, who chases mice. Now he kills just to not rust.

Going figuratively knee-deep in blood merry brick paved road, a team of four creatures, call them people do not turn the language, except Toto, arriving in the capital - the Emerald City. Ruler thereof - one Goodwin, who took his post by the illegitimate, at first frightened, suspecting unpretentious exterior friends of employees of the Accounts Chamber undercover.
But she looked at Ellie better at noticing her shapely legs nimfetochnyh silver shoes taken from the corpse of an elderly woman, Goodwin knows with whom to deal. Yes Ellie and she is not hiding - safely tumbling to him the story of the combat path.

Nothing strange about that bright Goodwin immediately signed her to another job - to eliminate another elderly woman, in fact Governor neighboring region - Bastinda.

Ellie naturally agrees, and her loyal friends certainly fit into this foul-smelling little business, though well aware of the fact that many will have to kill.
And it's true.

Teeth on hand Tin Woodman economical strikes kills fifty wolves. He became a serial killer after a couple of saber, but he had already gone to the expense of tens. Having finished with the Wolves, he brought the death toll to 54 with his ax.
Envy his performance Scarecrow, seeing a flock of crows, strangled them all with your bare hands, "abandoning the body in a heap." This painting and the artist would envy of battle Vereshchagin.
And then a flock of rare bee stings with steel not assessed the situation and lost in its entirety.

Already at this point it was clear that the old lady Bastinda doomed. Her "ordered" is freezed, unscrupulous companies without any "concepts."
And Ellie realized that stupid enough to pretend to be a girl, for the growth of personal authority is time to reveal the true face. She wets Bastinda literally, taking orders from Goodwin.

This is not the latest victim of the quartet. There will be others.
Striking cynicism and total lack of moral compass girl.

Not surprisingly, Goodwin, evaluating the effectiveness of the company, decided to hand over power to his successor, and left his post. On it he placed himself "sensible" - brainless Scarecrow, relying on the fact that he starts to stir up a long-standing interest in the fate of the case and emeralds, instead of which commonly detected with conventional glass.
Seriously fearing for his life, Goodwin immediately left the country and went directly to the United States of America.
Puzzled Ellie was launched usual activities, but the next potential victim managed to stop the chain of murders and deported to their home country girl with a provocateur Toto.

We've read this far. Getting "Oorfene Deuce and his Wooden Soldiers." I wonder what the author suggests to us that name?

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In any case not for tomorrow "Russian march"!
Just funny.

[Николай Левенко]

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[Laura]

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[Eriksson]

Evening horse sent from Italy


Hit of the season

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Сообщение от Eriksson; 2338431"

Evening horse sent from Italy

Hit of the season

Something like that, I remember, I heard in Tambov , in the winter 1911 - 1912 period. Trio balalaeshnikov and brilliant soloist (as was her ? But Plevitskaya - exactly) . And hit with the refrain:
" Hen - Ko-Ko , Ko-Ko , drake - Kurla , Kurla , duck - with sock basque , indeechka shuldy - Bulda " (and so - the whole aviary , and then by crib ). Enjoyed huge success , ma parole! > > >

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Something like that , I remember , I heard in Tambov , in the winter 1911 - 1912 period. Trio balalaeshnikov and brilliant soloist (as was her ? But Plevitskaya - exactly) . And hit with the refrain:
" Hen - Ko-Ko , Ko-Ko , drake - Kurla , Kurla , duck - with sock basque , indeechka shuldy - Bulda " (and so - the whole aviary , and then by crib ). Enjoyed huge success , ma parole! > > >

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