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Russian sailor interrogation conducted by the police Hokkaido.
Real translation Police Sgt.

-Where did vashe ship?
-Where necessary, from there, the sales woman, and it was.
-Respond directly to my question!
-Why am I, the sales woman, you right on your feces covered the issue will be responsible?
-Your captain said that your ship has come from Nakhodka. Is this true? You acknowledge this fact?
-This, the sales woman, the captain, a female dog that chases, sales woman, and you believe him, to have sexual contact you in the mouth! He will, mercenary woman navret, and you, the female dog, believe it!
-For what purpose did you have in your cabin weapons?
-In which the male-sex-organ-cabin? What is the male sex organ gun!
-Two Makarov pistol.
Yeah them, the sales woman, I kind of naked penis head tossed!
Are you sure that this is not your gun?
-Here, the sales woman! I say it's not my "Makarov".
-How do you explain the fact that both guns were found your fingerprints?
-What in the female sexual organ, fingers?
-Yours.
-Fuck you in the internal female sexual organ!
-Keep it clean, and the answer. Confession will make your fate.
-I do not know of any penis! Prostitute all of you! Arrested for what then? Females dogs!
-You have not been arrested, only detained. After a few hours the prosecutor will consider our ideas and decide whether to sign a warrant for your arrest or not.
-Bottom with a pen! The prosecutor of the penis! You Kurils their covered feces get you want! Here you are at us and mock, corrupt women!
-Kurils is not to blame! Answer the question about the gun!
-The sexual organ of a male walrus, not "answer"!
-Stop swearing! For what purpose do you want to bring a gun? Whom do you want to sell or transfer?
-Male sexual organ you bald, not "pass"! Will neither penis say prostitute!
-Where did you get those guns?
-Fuck you to the male sex organ!

 

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Graffiti of the day

Sometimes the brightness, capacity and conciseness graffiti ask reasonable questions ...

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- A Th are you doing here, as well?!
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genius can hurt each))

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Сообщение от Alice

genius offend anyone can))

Online spread much like "correspondence" and I sometimes marvel dayus and I am glad for the current free youth and, sometimes, for her parents.

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Pop-stop, we crawled out of all the cracks,

Pop-stop, we burned incense and oil ... (a)

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Pop-stop, we crawled out of all the cracks,

Pop-stop, we burned incense and oil ... (a) >

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Of the old. I - sobbing.

How I spent my summer.
I spent the summer with his grandmother in the village. To me there was a very interesting and fun. Evenings with my grandmother first watched "Two Fates", then "Tango three", then went "Tatyana's Day" and before the "House-2" we had dinner. We ate, watched "Dom-2", and then sat and waited for its night edition, which is even more interesting. Sometimes we just sat and watched "Code of Honor 3", but we do not really like it, because my grandmother fourth program did not show. In the morning we woke up and watched the first repeats of "Two destinies" and "Tatiana's day," and repeat "Tango three" I was not looking, I'm a fool, I suppose. I went to my girlfriend and looking to repeat the "Agent's national security." Then we watched "Lolita without complexes" and ran up to me to "my beautiful nurse," because grandpa girlfriend at the time was looking "Streets of Broken Lamps", and we watched them twice in the spring. After the "Nanny" and to the "Two fates" we watched "my love" and "adventurer." One day we arrived, my mother and broke the TV. My grandmother cried, but the beginning of the "Tango three" time to go live to a woman on the other end of the Nura village. True, the woman Nura instead of "House-2" look like "Balzac Age," and they had a fight with his grandmother. Her grandmother won, but dishes are not left and we ate from the bucket. And once during the "Return of Mukhtar" Baba Nura dead, but it still could not be buried, only managed between "soldiers-9" and "Gangster Petersburg" attributed to the gate. Then, we still found my mother swore long and straight during the "Let Them Talk" took me home, where we arrived at the "Sex and the City", but I see not given, and locked in a room where there was no television and I was bored. Now I do not know what happened with Olesya and if she found her father, who has come to life in the 134 series. I am afraid that this will prevent me to study hard and become a star in the "House-3 ', where I last night sent 23,500 SMS-app with my father's cell phone.
That's all that I've done in the summer, see you, stay with us, do not switch, advertising fly by.

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