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We are not alone

It is this banter, but in the life of these types with their "we are not alone" in bulk.

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I hope everyone at the festival was at the gift of painting - and the songs and dances, and a celebratory dinner.
 
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Channel "Spirituality" starts manufacturing series "Unknown pages of Russian poetry."

for the materials editors thank Elena Vaenga Arsene Petrosova, Valeria, a group of "degrees" and the great Stas Mikhailov.

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CT-story, 2012 - Ivan the Terrible:

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«When Ivan the Terrible for the first time in Russia began protests"
(Note that a year ago, such a phrase would be impossible, it's a question about the impact of modernity on "the story");

"Due to increased growth oprichnina death";

"Ivan the Terrible went to Alexander suburb, offended when he learned that the boyars knock the king";

"People began to suspect that an evil king, it later will result in a Time of Troubles";

"Ivan the Terrible has established a strict selection of the grooms, cooks and other workers";

"When Ivan happened eradication of dissent by corruption '
(Very cool, it will be necessary to consider in the case);

"Ivan the Terrible - the first in the history of the king, tired of his people"
(This is very conceptual! Understand the king);

"Ivan the Terrible killed many prominent businessmen, prevents him run the state»;

 
CT-story, 2012 - about Catherine II:

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«Sense complain Nobility lay in the fact that the nobles could complain to the peasants, and the peasants could not complain";

"Catherine was intelligent, beautiful and sought to perfect";

"When Catherine II people are tortured bottles of champagne"
(SHEDEVR!);

"Catherine manifesto confirmed the correctness of the nobility";

"Catherine II, Alexander I was awarded the title of" Russian grandmother "";

"When Catherine II the country was covered with universities";

"Catherine II wanted to take a husband Peter III, but he did not want to get married so early and on a woman older than herself. For this, she killed him "
(Not all good, it turns out, was Catherine II);

"Catherine II sold the Kurile Islands of Japan";

"The changing favorites like stockings";

"Catherine implemented policies enlightened violence»

CT-story, 2012 - the Decembrists, their rebellion and their wives:

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«King Alexander died suddenly in Taganrog from inflammation of the brain";

"The uprising began because Constantine abdicated the throne because he was a monk and monogamous";

"At the Senate Square in 1825 were excited Decembrists";

"Decembrist uprising in the village square in St. Petersburg";

"Nicholas disbanded Decembrist uprising";

"Decembrist wife could, first, to deprive rank second, insult, and third, to rape";

"The most famous of the wives of the Decembrists - Anna Akhmatova. She left memoirs in verse of a trip to Siberia for hard labor on a visit to her husband ";

"The wife of the Decembrist followed her husband to Siberia, continuing conjugal relationship with him»;

CT-story, 2012 - Soviet history:

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«Before collectivization starved by one, after the collectivization of starving all together"
(Well, not great right?)

"Stalin made of human robots, to instill in them the herd instinct";

"Most of the residents of the Soviet Union has been involved in the field of manual worker";

"In Soviet schools as incubators were children, they all had the same";

"In the 40 year on behalf of Khrushchev Trotsky was assassinated in Mexico icebreaker";

"The Marshall Plan is a U.S. plan to seize the Soviet Union;

"The Soviet government could force the West to give our scientists and writers Nobel Prize";

"There has been a development of the first atomic bomb";

"In the Caribbean crisis has increased the brain drain from the Soviet Union in the U.S."
(It was written "in Cuba," but it was crossed out);

"People have imposed taxes and imposed ideology";

"In the Soviet Union, those who are not sent to the Gulag camps heavy, go to a less severe pioneer camp"
(GENIALNO!)

"The enemies of the Soviet authorities called dividends. Dividentskoe movement grew and shirilos »;

CT-story, 2012 - Yeltsin:
  

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«Boris Yeltsin was the first President of the USSR. He has ruined the country, all sold, all poherYal. For the collapse of the Soviet Union he was awarded the Nobel Prize ";

"Boris Yeltsin created the party" United Russia ", which to this day is the most influential political force in Russia";

"Yeltsin is the first political despot democratic Russia"
(Kruto!);

"Yeltsin - the first president of the CIS";

"Yeltsin abolished Article 6 of the Soviet Constitution, was forbidden to have more than one political party in the garden"
(This is just megashedevr!)

"Save as much sovereignty as you want - that was his motto in life";

"Yeltsin implemented the policies jogging therapy»;

CT-story, 2012 - Solzhenitsyn:
  

 

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«Solzhenitsyn was born in the early twentieth century. From a young age he was under police control over rebellious character ";

"Solzhenitsyn was the main writer of the Wanderers";

"Solzhenitsyn was sent to the camp for the story" A Day Deniskina Vanya ";

"" Shakedown "," hound "," snitch "- these words can not be found in the spelling dictionary. Solzhenitsyn brought them into our language ";

"Solzhenitsyn is the author of the novels" The Gulag Archipelago "and" Virgin Soil Upturned ". Both of his novels reflect the spirit of the times better than his stories ";

"After the expulsion of Solzhenitsyn continued on his way into the U.S. camp»;

CT-story, 2012 - about literacy Bolsheviks:

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«It was necessary to eliminate the illiterate";

"Illiteracy Bolsheviks liquidated to simply herd was clever herd";

"The policy was designed to promote literacy to fill the budget. Literate people buy books and newspapers, and it filled the budget of the USSR is not less than the purchase of vodka ";

"Literacy is easier to marry a woman, it is easier to have a baby. Literacy contributed to population objectives ";

"After the expropriation of peasants in the Soviet Union almost no competent people. It became clear that we should start campaign against illiteracy ";

"The Bolsheviks eliminated illiteracy to facilitate censorship. After all, how can censor illiteracy? Rubbish »;

CT-story, 2012 - National (on different topics):
  

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«Alexander Nevsky finally defeated Livonian Knights Templar";
"In the reign of Ivan III Russia successfully developed. This was associated with the creation of Ivan III double eagle ";
"Tsar Nicholas I called" the stick of Europe "";
"In the seventeenth century there was a riot and hydrochloric media revolt led by Stepan Razin" (you - the press!)
"To enter into a futuristic marriage between monarchy" (oh, well!)
"Peter I cut a point in Europe" (megakontseptualno is incredible!)
"Peter I opened 4 window to Europe" (FIG understand that in a given window is meant).
"The Bolsheviks have gone underground and they had to keep their propaganda mainly among illegal immigrants";
"In 1941, even the intellectuals fought the invaders" (this is just megakruto!)
"Large footprint left in the leadership of Alexander Suvorov Army Red Army in the war against the French at Borodino";
"Yeltsin won the election and the president came to the throne in 1991" (I love these "reservations about the political culture" - come to the throne of the President!).
"Out of all the usual Russian iniquities of power and lack of food" (and conceptually brilliant!)

 

concludes his "catch" with the CSE.

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The work checked Sasha Anufriev ended with these words:
"Dear experts may my answers in Part C are not complete, and in some cases incorrect. Please show his kindness and forbearance and appreciate my work. I need these balls (L.: with one" l "), if I do not Renting exam mom would kill me. nailutchshimi With Regards. "

here.

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Сообщение от Cyril Syzran ; 2263811"

" The most famous of the wives of the Decembrists - Anna Akhmatova. "
"The Soviet government could force the West to give our scientists and writers Nobel Prize"
"In the Soviet Union , those who are not sent to the Gulag camps heavy , go to a less severe pioneer camp"
"Boris Yeltsin was the first President of the USSR. He has ruined the country , all sold , all poherYal . For the collapse of the Soviet Union he was awarded the Nobel Prize "
"Yeltsin abolished Article 6 of the Soviet Constitution , was forbidden to have more than one political party in the garden "
"Literacy is easier to marry a woman , it is easier to have a baby . Literacy contributed to population problems "
"The Bolsheviks eliminated illiteracy to facilitate censorship. After all, how can censor illiteracy? Certainly not! "
" Large footprint left in the leadership of Alexander Suvorov Army Red Army in the war against the French at Borodino "
 

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