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Muscovites and guests to congratulate the 1st April!

It was fun, as I see it.

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Сообщение от luka77

A new flavor Orbit

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- No, guys, I'm not proud.
Not zagadyvaya distance,
So I say: why should I order?
I agree to the medal. (a)

- Commemorative Medal "For outstanding contribution to the development of Kuban", 1 st degree (2002);
- Commemorative Medal of the Office of the private security police of Krasnodar Region;
- Medal "For Services to conduct census of the population" (apparently, he worked as a copyist?)
- Jubilee medal "75 years OSOAVIVHIM - DOSAAF-ROSTO (that's hard!)
- Awarded the Medal of the State Technical Commission of Russia "for the strengthening of national security information» II degree (here I was even hard to imagine what preceded the merits of the coin);
- He was awarded the Jubilee Medal FNPR "100 years of trade unions of Russia" (2004) (a memorable date!)
- He was awarded the Jubilee Medal "60th Anniversary of Victory of the Great Patriotic War of 1941-1945." (Is this what it is after 7 years after the war was born?)
- Awarded the Medal of the Ministry of Defense "for strengthening military cooperation" (to get this one must be able to make friends and strengthen);
- Awarded the distinction of soldiers of the North Caucasian Military District, "For service in the Caucasus" (details were not disclosed, apparently a military secret, no less);
- Awarded the Medal "For Services in the development of the Olympic Movement in Russia" (2006) (trying to persuade people to participate in the Olympics?)
- Jubilee Nagrazhden sign marking the 80th anniversary of the defense organization Osoaviakhim-DOSAAF - ROSTO (2007) (this "control." Logically, in 2012, will medal in honor of the 85th anniversary. We verify?)
- Awarded the Order of the Russian Orthodox Church of St. Sergius III level;
- Awarded the Medal "For Services in the development of physical culture and sports" (personal example strengthens! Every morning and gartsevanie charge!)
- Awarded the Medal "For the promotion of drug control bodies" (day and night looking for drug houses and rents them to authorities?).

I saw here.

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The Free creative advertisers, from the soul, takszt. <! - ~ 1 ~ -> Awkward, but honest slogans:

Russian Post. Faster than most!
Russian Post. Seven times a dinner once a response!
Russian Post. In all fits, but it does not fit!
Russian Post. Blame customs!
Russian Post. All is not lost!
Russian Post. This is what we came up with raisins and dried apricots!
Russian Post. The letter should be welcome.
Russian Post. And let the whole world can wait.
Russian Post. Then you do not DHL!
Russian Post. Every person - at a time.
Russian Post. You a lot, and I'm alone.

Savings. Asked not to take!
Savings. Go to fight the old men!
Sberbank of Russia. Always turn.
Savings. Create a queue of 1841.
Savings. We are like a tank!

AvtoVAZ. To understand and forgive.
AvtoVAZ. Not ssy - doedu!
AvtoVAZ. You know all services of the city!
AvtoVAZ. Bear, is Russia.

Railways. Toilet is closed, the windows do not open.
Railways. Discover Russia, and wet the bed.
Railways: ride on the devil!

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Aeroflot: And let the whole world can wait.
Aeroflot: Maybe better Railways?

Gazprom. Dreams do come true. We have.
Gazprom. World Is Not Enough.
Gazrom. Created by nature - we sell to people.

McDonald's. Neither fish nor fowl.
McDonald's. The best network of free toilets.
McDonald's. I `m loving shit!
McDonald's. '71 Successful opposition dietitian.

The Moscow Metro. Fit.
The Moscow Metro. Brings people together.

IKEA. Pull yourself together, a rag!
IKEA. Konstuktor for persistent spirit.
IKEA. Instructions can not tell.

Activia. Pushes the stool.
Activia. We are able to sell 100 grams of yogurt at a price of 2 liters!

MTS. Changes in the egg.
MTS. In some places you can hear.

Megaphone. The future pshpshpsh depends, pshshshshp from you, pshpshpshp beep-beep.
I do not have the phone rings. Where to buy? In megaphone!
Megaphone. The privacy of correspondence? No, never heard of.

ZEWA. Paper all endure.
VKontakte. Thousands of terabytes of pornography.
Yandex Stoppers. Stay at home.
Herbalife. Zakolebi all your friends!
Condoms Vizit. Break through!
Bonaqua. Just expensive water.
Coca-Cola. Without Whiskey - money.
Kirieshki. As in the tooth with his feet.
Kirieshki. We came up with Russian Post!
Forbes. They live the same people.
YouTube. This results in drunkenness.
Ostankino sausage. None of the cow is not affected.
Kirby. Neutral cleaner car for the price.

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Honey what. Borovichok-zdorovyachok teaches me to live!
Come on me, he and the Patriarch of the Orthodox Church teaches us to live the gospel, smiles, and they face a finger. In the case! Beret.No frightened and fun.

Today the refuse from the scourge of Yuvenalova,
soften the whole, like a clam,
in a small gentle, quiet small
transformed by and prayed:

our clergy, our colonels,
Gracious ruling class
Our statesmen, our gardeners,
wise growers us!

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Eternal Topchiy otmudohanny our land,
but tell them one thing:
will return to the Alekhine Samutsevich
Oatmeal and release.

I'm not a fan of the insurgent pusyatiny,
Litany of the group,
I do not punk friend
forgive my tastes are boring -

but why not forgive the foolish,
does not excuse the antics?
(I can be expressed as toothless,
so as not to anger anyone.)

As we get involved in planting again,
looking back with envy?
Vaughn reported that the detail of the cooler
they constantly threatened;

if any flaws are punished
broke out, and otitis media,
if children are going away
(Mogut! - and who's rebuke?).

All of this looks a little torture
(God, forgive the fool!)
such as excessive and somehow redundant
something a little cruel.

Everything else we have great
but - healed, doctor!
(Emotion-sensitive responsive Chaplin
I do not want to offend).

Yes, mock, violated rules,
will no longer be random,
but to call them "devil's mockery" -
that's something that, sir.

Vengeance girls - the last thing;
animals you, gentlemen?
Can be used at least once to show mercy.
I do not remember when ...

No, I do not want to stigmatize nor to threaten me.
Homeland, a quiet my light,
reigns from time immemorial you Inquisition
you believe you or not.

You remain branding and bitoyu,
gutted with the gut,
Joseph and under, and under Nikita,
and under the great Peter.

How about you a little affection, and health,
how do you empty and black,
If, having decided to revive Orthodoxy
with the torture started again!

They waited for the miraculous - nakosya, vykusi.
All of us have seen in a coffin.
Again, jubilant fans savagery
Slavery, prohibition, a taboo!

Watch our great saints,
we do not live a lie:
Putin sealed off part of the religion -
words about him do not tell.

No, do not say, that miasma of rottenness
all steeped to the bottom.
Some, of course, begs for mercy
Moniava not alone!

"My heart is torn bitterness,
- Uttered about Cyril. -
No mercy is called! "-
with emotion, he said.

What is it, my friends, it possible that primnilos me?
Well this is it - and about what?
Where have you seen a request for mercy
Pastor been disappointed?

Well this is not the spectacle of lies or envy,
raider attacks and thefts;
not at the killers asked, it would seem -
well it is so torn?

Who would have said to St. Sergius
or you, Seraphim
that Russia's call for compassion
incompatible with faith ...

As we rolled up anger gorillovoy,
to the scorpion, right?
Cause I do not have to flat Kirillova
and up to the prescribed therein,

my disgusting sinful gossip -
Know that I am not! -
I know I do not know about the money the church,
those that were taken from lads -

but sometimes my contemporary
question torments a reason:
Are we the church priest, Caiaphas, -
Church of Christ or do we?

No! Say no more. Bede would not vytvorit.
I remember my problem:
We are not a pamphlet, and prayer, you know.
I do not judge, but pray.

Do post any draw conclusions,
without fear of word of mouth -
You do not Cains, you do not Herod,
Atheists are not you!

In these bleak days of the pre-spring
it seems - the world is doomed.
I'm not about truth - for mercy.
Anymore about anything.

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Сообщение от Dmitry Bykov 2055291

Vengeance girls - the last thing;

animals you, gentlemen?

Can be used at least once to show mercy.

I do not remember when ...

Yeah ...
Mercy ...

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