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[Grigory]

CAT DIARY Plinth,
Gather in parts
(Author unknown, apparently, himself skirting ...)

Part 1.

On the morning did not give this to eat. Type, and so two bowls are full. I had to portray an orphan. Did honest suffering eyes, huddled forlornly in a plastic box with potatoes, onion chewed despondently. This still gave devour. It came, swept claws on her silk scarf. Scarf paragraph. Very satisfied.
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Peed under the seat. Well ...
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I went through the house, screaming at full throat, asked myausa. Dripped valerian. Licked.
Bury this stuff in place. Long, thoughtful vomit on the carpet this. Nefig shit slip.
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This has bought the right shoes. With box and shurshavymi bills. Pieces around the house. He lay in a box, tore foam, flattered vanity. Laces This new bots have otzheval. Little pieces of paper. It should be more.
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Ate. For a long time listening to the gurgling satiated. And you say - music, music ...
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Played in a herd of mad buffalo. Hovered around the house with the speed of light. Forgot that the claws clipped, not slowed down. Cool skull fit into the cabinet. I was lying in the hallway, I think an asterisk.
We must eat kiteketa treatment.
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Yesterday I made a photo shoot these. I deliberately peed in the tray, and then buried. This bullet rushed for the camera and photographed me. And then they both touched. There would have to consume more time was given. In vain, I probably tried in the tray.
The next time you need them to organize past.
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This is just some idiot. In the morning yelling to her directly: open balcony-on, open-to-the balcony! And she handles claps and says, "Oh, cat, what do you myauchesh?"
And this is living with her?
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Peed under the seat. Good!
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Anyone who is not this even worse than my cattle. Sit yourself, eat themselves out there and miski.Sel staring at me, my bowl. Gad. Liver across the throat.
At night in his shoes Nass.
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And these are sometimes nothing. We prepared some chicken - fed me a whole whole leg. Second, you bastards, squeezed. Revenge: carting the entire floor in the kitchen nedoglodannymi bones and pulled a piece of liver. Satisfied.
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Fuck up everything. Three days left on the kitchen floor zagazhivanie, and these he washed. But with bleach. Nanyuhalsya three sheets. Lying on the floor, moaning, murchal, reveled in general - kayfovat. Then I do not remember.
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Peed under the seat. Good!
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Befoul the whole toilet. This day is clamped their noses and called skunk. Very proud of myself.
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He came, who is not this. He brought all sorts of rubbish. In the bowl of your favorite beer and poured a number of chips placed. I tried - some rubbish. Fufel paper. The last time brought the martini and tonic - then get drunk notably. Tormented brushwood, and then vomit.
One must ask.
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Accidentally looked in the fridge. Bastards! For my meal they had only one regiment, the other two filled up some crap!
Avenged. Peed on the rug in the bathroom.
Yes, right in the middle.
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Some came to this out there. She brought a bag and not our smell. He slept in her bag and left as a gift a pound of wool. Scratched sweater, broke out there that lay on top. Out even scratched her hand on the memory - I will tear to shreds, so long remembered.
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Peed under the seat. Good!
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He climbed over the stove in the kitchen. For a long time thinking about the meaning of life.
Reflect.
After 5 minutes, went out to eat.
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Razderbanil This pack of cigarettes. Chewed. Inserts. I'll have to try to combine - it has to shove a cigarette, this - coffee. I do not know yet what will happen, but just in case I'll ask again, cut the claws
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One morning, which is not this, some kind of a dog made debris.
Dig anywhere. Paul dirtied except wool. Or all of the bowls on the table way to turn. We must consider. There will come one who is not this, ottsarapayu him something.
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Sharpening its claws on the pillow It. Pierced through it. Discovered inside the feathers - chased through the house. The best collected in a pile and top peed.
In any case, hid under the sofa. Pre devoured that before the evening is not to die of hunger.
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This morning was blown up - and in the shower. Past the kitchen. Do not put me to eat. Poorat a bit - did not help. Dug out all the filler tray and folded in the middle of a bunch of toilets. Peed on top. I wanted to write another poster protest, but this suddenly realized that I can lose weight. There is nothing the whole day at home will not These, I
it is a whole treatise vyssu.
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Frustrates. I'm not too much of SSA?
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Peed under the seat. E-ee-ee-ee-ee!
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Peed under the seat. Good!
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On the morning of the inspection carried out at home. Lost in a blanket cover. Barely escaped. Scary dvulapye. Ponataschut the house all sorts of rubbish - and I suffer.
Plotting revenge.
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Invented. Embodied. Ate some stuff off the table - the jam or something, - got into the closet and a long, juicy vomit on svezhevystirannoe, but have not yet ironed linen. This will scream until they go into ultrasound.
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Guessing. It screamed so that all light bulbs cracked block. But given eat.
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This started a new fashion. I eat at places polpaketika all. And the "oh, kitty, you're on a whole does not eat, perhaps, have not you." Fool! I do not eat, then I leave! It is to me more than once in five minutes in a bowl puts something.
They both blame the whole day - and all! And you want to eat. That has left a little bit, kind of like in the stash. I will not piss, and then under the seat there is nothing left. Go for a tray break - still today he has more sense from nothing.
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Peed under the seat. Ho-ro-wo!
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On the morning was great. This goes into the hallway - and I let her bag zakapyvat.Tipa peed, yeah. She squealed so that all the crows in the Sokolniki park fell from the branches. Well, I'm under the sofa - sniff. Whinnying long. I'm not peed, I was so scared, nothing more. Custom, he was commanded.
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During dinner, It was biting the lower leg. Strongly biting a bare bottom lapu.Reaktsii zero. He began to bite, and then make such Buee! - Well, like, I blyuyu from him. It roared like! Zanykalsya a bathroom. Rzhu. We'll have to sit under the bath, while this does not go to bed.
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Sitting under a bathroom. He waited until these are gone. Peed under the seat.
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Peed under the lamp.
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Peed under the second seat. Good!
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I wandered around the house looking for things which have not yet put a paw. Could not find any. Puzzled.
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I have a pad in the toilet. This was making it so beautiful it was, yeah. In fact, it is convenient to take a crap. Or throw a filler. If the scatter properly, the infernal machine called "vacuum cleaner" of not less than half an hour. And if zassat as I can, then the carpet will be washed and then dried
a week. These over time figured out that they often carpet hemorrhoids brings than beauty. And stop putting it in the toilet. But these stupid, like boots. They do not have guessed that the same pad is in the bathroom! All the muck.
Completely. That is all. It screamed so that the cockroaches in the house next door burst eardrums. Immediately rushed to call to this phone: "Oh, this cat did this ..." And what am I? I am well, I'm under the bathroom, I was
not what the hand - a new broom does not reach.
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Stolen from the bathroom. Peed under the seat. Good!
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It was irresistible. These wake in the morning. They are bastards, do not get up. Riding as a young antelope, stamped like a herd of buffalo, screaming like a wounded panther. Though henna. Even the ear is not conducted. I tried to just yell - sleep, you bastards. Bitten on the lower legs - do not react. But I'm clever Well, yeah. He climbed under the blanket and the cold wet nose of a belly - ShVAK! Ran as sweet.
That's what just screaming - it is not clear.
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Peed under the seat. Well, yeah.
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This came yesterday. He went to the kitchen. I yell to him: "I'm starved forbid," he told me, "You still have to bowl." I told him again, yelling: "It is not enough, let eat!", He told me again, "Do you have any more." Stsuko. I immediately ran past the piss tray. But this is somehow my mouse brains have guessed that I'm going to do. And looked into the toilet at a time when I had half a floor flooded, and the second was in the process. I tried to slip away. In general, it is quite successful. Except for the kick, which I planted this pursuit. I flew a short, but pleasant. Saving up all night anger and everything else.
Well, wait. You leave for work.
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This, stsuko, on Friday took the laptop away and wash for three days. Fuck what you write. Details later. While a short report in three days:
Peed under the seat. Good!
Peed under the seat. Ho-ro-wo!
Peed under the seat. Zashibi-i-is!
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On Friday morning he taught this to go on all fours, like all decent koty.Vlez decomposed under the sofa and began to sing loudly. Shouted "Murka", "Chattanooga" and "Vladimir Central." It was worn around the couch on all fours and yelled: "Oh, kitty, you razmyaukalsya?" No matter how beat - still wryly walks asshole
wags on the head and hair sweeping the floor. Dura is complete. Well, at least gave eat.
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But yesterday this pritaranila herring. Fish, I finally can not, I tried all these salmon-trout it slip - well, shit shit. But something was dismantled.
Barked on this - two powerful byrenko Shmatov I fell off. Ate entry of. Salt was, an infection. Washed down by the fact that the first under the nose turned up - milk.
Perdel so that the boxer from the third floor of envy zhopnaya gum cracked.
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Yesterday a stir. Long and diligently zassyval all filler in the paper tray until it turned savory shaky marsh. Hiding behind the door of the toilet, waited. This went to the toilet - and I'm on the edge of the tray legs rr-time! Tray pop - rr-time! And all the gusto to this in the pants. Full dermopad. This screeching falsetto, pale and trembling. And what am I? I sat under the bathroom giggling.
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Came up, yeah. When I'm doing well, you must give me the award - plus three more zhrachki pack a day. And then five - will be enough. It remains now to explain this slow-witted all the benefits of such a provision.
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Peed under the seat. Good!
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This last night dragged into the house - and let me squeeze, "Oh, kitty, I miss you, how are you, a well-behaving?" I murchal and fondled while this did not go to the toilet. Once it is there - I was under the couch, yeah. Oral, of course. And then it is a upper legs smeared some cream. Jar was open - I'm licked. It turned out delicious, with aloe and other joys. Get drunk, so that the whole night hiccuping. It floated around, tearing the hair on top and yelled, "Oh, my cat was poisoned!" The morning after this cosmetic shit got to shit - well gone, softly.
I know now, what snack friskis.
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This morning, demanded that the grub. He then puts me zhrachki and contemptuous way: "Hey, you're an orphan ... Canary! "
Offended.
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Peed under the seat. Good!
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Conducted archaeological excavations in the tray. Control scrapings, autopsy cultural backgrounds, the examination of the remains, fragments, scraps of half a day killed, found nothing interesting. Upset. Yes, even then, these all afternoon shouting:
"Pliny, ccc @!#$, Why again, the whole toilet-zassal zasrat-buried? Yes, even brush muck, you beast! "
Insensitive, incompetent bastards.
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This last pritaranil grub, just gave me three bags. I have them in one fell swoop! Not even devoured, entry of sucked. It tried to eat corn - half a tin stole him in a fair fight. Oral scary then. This is a fool, so tenderly clasped hands, and let
groan: "Oh, we thank you cat speaks!" chump. Well I yell in plain text: More [censored] Give! Not given. And the rug erasures in a toilet, they put nothing,
Yes.
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Peed on the rug. Well
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Part 2.

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Played under a blanket in the cheetah. Caught prey, grabbed her hard. What It grabs the leg and yelling - I do not understand.
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This has come. Of joy ran to the toilet and tried to deliberately piss by the tray. This, even though the patient, chip cuttings and gave me a kick. I sat and thought about how you can still shit. This then opened the canned corn. I jumped in front of him and yelled, even this, too dull for that, and then said that I should put a little bit. As a result, banks have gobbled up a third of corn. Waiting for dinner.
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They came to life, eat. Happily peed under the seat. Good!
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This half-hour swirled in the kitchen and did not let me eat. Barked so that the glass bulged out. There are no nerves in these is not enough, honest Kotovsk!
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A very productive day. While this twist in the stairwell of a light bulb went out to inspect the site. Lift on the spot, as always stinks neighbor "Red Moscow". Neighbor peed on the rug. Then this wash. Got into a basin of warm water of foam. We are pleased to swim. This screaming Durnin and get out of the clutches of all rags. Hysterical sucks. Scheduled for minor damage and three grub.
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They ate bananas. I tried to bite. Barely puke. Soap travchatoe. It is clear now why the sick. I used to immediately complete a grub kapets dog came. I'll go Devour myausa.
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These Drailly house. Nanyuhalsya Domestos. Came the parish: gone into a trance with its paws and tail. Woke up - keep in the teeth of the sleeve sweaters this. Well, I think, now kill him. Fox jerboa. In any case, their ears pressed, his eyes bulged significant. It looked - and began to neigh like a horse fire. Similarly, hysterical. It even almost a pity. I'm going to eat and meditate.
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Peed under the seat. Good!
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Tired scary. Half a day was hovering over thick black fly, beat off all the legs, turned half of this collection, took off from the shelves of a library, turn the bed, knocked column. Exhausted. Devoured twice. He slept on this pillow. While not help.
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Peed under the seat. Satisfied.
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The whole evening was sitting before the mirror and admired myself. Still, I'm just fucking beautiful. They rushed around shouting, "Hey, you poser kind of cat!" Again, filmed on camera. Podamsya in the model. If losing weight will not keep.
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This morning I was dragged on a blanket to squeeze, and says: Warmer! Warmer! Dura kind. Cat of the heater can not be distinguished.
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Currently sitting on the balcony, controlled the balance of the world. These were worn in the kitchen and yelled: Come in as early as the house is cold! Clueless, honest koshakovskoe. Not cold, I w wool out how!
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Give eat. Fast!
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Built from the filler in a tray large pyramid. Strongly orientated to the cardinal, the stars and the wind rose. These come - and let's shout: dirtied again, the whole bathroom! They have some kind of pathetic, really.
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Peed under the seat ahead of time. Extremely pleased with himself.
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In the morning it struck at the eat dry food. Ass sitting in the corridor, until this went to work, ate and thought of the eternal. It's about food, in a sense. I heard the other day, as these say something about what I was going to bathe. I sat and listened, did not submit the form, I understand. But just in case, began to undermine the claws to adequately meet the reptiles.
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Anyone who is not this, yesterday dragged a huge chicken. I went to, but not all, as well - some pruning. Revenge on him all night jumping on him to takeoff and legs bitten. He tossed and turned and yelled sleepily. Very pleased with himself. I'm tired, though, like a real tiger. I went to eat and sleep.
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Got into the closet and let things roll on! I liked very much. Then I saw this in my closet closed. Raised himself with difficulty. Now you have to climb back on different pieces in the closet swing. Devour now.
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On schedule. Peed under the seat. Good!
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Today I was inimitable. Even at 6:20, before the alarm will ring, threw a tantrum to this, there is a want. Naturally both rolled. Yelled in a loud voice, my mother-not-worry. It got up and went to give me to eat. And with such matyugami I even rarely read LJ. He remembered all prigresheniya that I made after birth, and seems even to him. I, in general, know what I'm a beast, and in fact unnecessary, but for this, that this said, he could only guess if you do not dream. I have an appetite, however, this did not spoil, and I ate everything put. This, meanwhile, went back to bed.

















































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[lusyvoronova]

From FACEBOOK: otter shows her baby ..

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Good night, sweet dreams ...
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Who is that?
What's this?
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[Santa]

in the suburbs caught a lynx home-fugitive

In the suburban town of Lobnya police and firefighters caught a lynx home, which escaped from his master, the press service of OMVD region. The incident occurred on the morning of Sunday, February 5, in the region of Krasnaya Polyana.

About the cat to law enforcement agencies reported residents of Krasnaya Polyana, detecting an animal lurking in a parked car in the yard. Lynx, show the people the ordinary cat, behave aggressively, hiss and jump at anyone who tried to approach her.

When the call came to the place of police officers, they really saw the animal in the yard, upon closer inspection, was not just domestic cat, and lynx. To Catch a predator workers helped police fire. The lynx was caught and taken to a veterinary clinic, in which there is a small zoo.

On the same day revealed that the cat belongs to a resident of frontal (his name was not called). Lynx lived on the balcony of his apartment, and then ran away. What is the age of the animal, not reported. As the lynx feels and whether it will be returned to the owner, is not specified.

In nature, the lynx prefers to settle in the forest, steppe and forest-tundra. In this wild cat is not afraid of people and sometimes goes to the settlements in search of food.

http://lenta.ru/news/2012/02/06/lynx/

[Артём]

<! - ~ 1 ~ -> Family Comes to the pet store , wants to buy a parrot , but there was only one,
sitting in the corner ... We asked :

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- Why not take it ?
The seller replied:
- He previously lived in a brothel .
- Nitsche , buy !
At home my daughter had brought the cage into the room , took off her robe with a cell ... And the parrot is a descent
shouts
- I see we have new girls !
The cry of the room runs a wife.
- No x %I changed myself and mom !
On the mat runs his father .
- Whoa , and then the old customers , hi Serge !

[Santa]

Сообщение от Toinen; 1947961"

pictures and videos from the web with funny little animals - it's good, but much more interesting when forum members show their pets.

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Photoshoot of my rabbits.
He loves to shoot - the wife of his brother often photographed for advertising fur salon. <! - ~ 1 ~ ->

[Kaffsky]

Mommy Dearest ...
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[zarajara]

A very talented boy.

Parrot sings music from the anime.

This is understandable, parrot-Japanese <! - ~ 1 ~ ->


http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&fe...&v=tE8J4K6xg1Y

[Михалыч]

Our kids (even a week there).

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That looked like the last litter.
And what of him vyraslo.