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The resemblance to the face.
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The Cat in the battery

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Scandal in the Duma: "Here you do not have country club!"

The beginning of today's plenary session in the State Duma marked by scandal. Speech by LDPR leader Vladimir Zhirinovsky has grown into a squabble between the deputies of the mutual insults.

The politician came to the podium in the "pyatiminutok" designated factions to make political statements. Zhirinovsky said that the official police data about the participants of the Liberal Democratic Party rally in Pushkin Square on Saturday were reduced three times. "We have been 3000, but according to police - about a thousand" - outraged politician. Also, according to Zhirinovsky, several times had underestimated the number of protesters at the Swamp area. But the number who came to the Poklonnaya Hill, according to Zhirinovsky, was several times too high.

The politician said that "the bow - it is to worship the Kremlin, and the Swamp - a swamp, and we can not swamp it." <! - ~ 7 ~ -> This statement provoked a replica of deputies from the audience that ultimately angered the leader of the Liberal Democratic Party, "Interfax".

In response, he shouted: "Shut up, I come again, You have brought a revolution in his country tugodumstvom, inability to respond quickly." "People could not go, but you're here we closed her mouth, try to hold my mouth now they do not hold down" - he warned, urging the Speaker Sergei Naryshkin MPs call for calm.

"There is no country club, to me this lady is constantly interfered with, otherwise we passed it out of the hall" - Zhirinovsky said, speaking about one of the deputies (as explained later, the deputy from LDPR Sergey Ivanov, had in mind one of the representatives of the faction "United Russia ").

"Go back to defend Putin's go to it, do not bother to speak, or else we all go outside and you passed on the forks," <! - 7 ~ ~ -> - again appealed to the deputies Zhirinovsky, who commented from the floor of his statement.

When the time for speeches is over, he went on to say quite loudly and in no hurry to leave the podium. Around her began to gather people's choices, in fact, the Liberal Democratic Party blocked the rostrum. "Scoundrel! Scoundrel!" - Could be heard from the speakers TV screens on which the building of the lower chamber of parliament broadcast plenary session. "Print out of the hall should be! Itself go away, come on, get out! You provoke! Get out of here!" - Followed by a replica of Zhirinovsky, ITAR-TASS reported.

The whole scene took about five minutes, and then, finally, the leader of the Duma United Russia could use its "Orientation meeting." As part of further discussions on the order of the House of United Russia, Vadim Bulavinov offered to instruct the Duma ethics commission to hold hearing on the behavior of Zhirinovsky.

http://www.vesti.ru/doc.html?id=707891

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A good report and the excellent resolution on it.
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American came to rob a bank with shorts on his head

A resident of the State of Florida came to the bank, after wearing shorts on his head. According to a blog publishing Miami New Times, in a form 43-year-old Eli was trying to commit a robbery Eskalera financial institution. At the same shorts were worn on the head like a hat man, that is, so that did not hide his face. The incident occurred a few days ago.

Going to the bank, handed the cashier a note Eskalera with the requirement to give him a "twenty and silver coins." When a bank employee tried to clarify in men with shorts on his head, what he still needed, he replied: "It does not matter," and left the bank.

After a visit to an unusual client, who tried to rob a financial institution, the cashier told about the incident to law enforcement. Soon Eskaleru detained near the bank. Why would a resident of Florida, donned shorts on his head, is unknown.

Burglars often worn on the head of the unusual things and objects. This may be a mask or a comic book cartoons, shorts, or even plastic bags. However, in most cases, the criminals put it all on yourself, to hide her face.

http://lenta.ru/news/2012/02/07/shorts/

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A good Christmas card ...
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