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Hermit, I think that the loser will be here this >

... > , the horror , as it is not in itself an athlete is, and I thought of something else , such as losing a year before the race will not be tolerated , will be put on a feed , and you Santa took and roasted runner >

... Interestingly , while both of these runners with a doping control >

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Сообщение от Hermit

and you have Santa and roasted runner

No, I do not roasted (I feel sorry for pigs - the animals, I really like they way, is very intelligent creatures ..)

I consume in the form of kebabs only bird >

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In this case, tried to think logically >

[Maskit]

Santa, let's rotate, which would each species can survive.

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politician proposed a ban on Brazilian brides get married with no panties

... this is what happens now in Brazil before the ceremony of marriage combinations, the registrar must make the employee the bride put a hand on the Bible, and say : Do you swear to you that expensive now cowards? >


... and THIS British and panties do not

[Santa]

Сообщение от Maskit; 1921211"

let's rotate,

Alternating ... now the people >

A drunk driver fled from police in the sea *

In San Diego, California, the man suspected of driving drunk, escaped arrest, diving into the sea and float away from the police, reported Agence France-Presse. The incident occurred on Tuesday, January 10.

How to tell the police, the 28-year-old driver (the man's name is not called) was stopped by police at the request of about half in the morning. A man got out, but to communicate with the police did not. Instead, he threw the car on the roadside, and he ran down the beach and dived into the sea.

In the car while the passenger remained. He called the name of his friend and said uplyvshego his contact information. At sea, was immediately launched search and rescue operation, joined by representatives from the Coast Guard.

However, uplyvshego drunk driver was not found. Soon, with law enforcement officials have contacted relatives owner of the car. They reported that he was all right and that he intends to surrender to police.

At night the temperature in San Diego, an average of about plus 11 - plus 13 degrees Celsius during the day - from plus 20 degrees Celsius. Water temperature - about 14 degrees plus.

http://lenta.ru/news/2012/01/11/sea/
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* An original way to evade responsibility >

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politician proposed a ban on Brazilian brides get married with no panties

No, well, pants-wearing to church should be.

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Hotel in Ussuriysk "USRUS" (without jokes) In addition to the names that exceed the expectations of all sorts, take a look at a globe upside down on the facade.

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Сообщение от Alice

inverted globe on the facade.

This globe residents of the southern hemisphere.
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Сообщение от Alice

"USRUS"

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IN RUSSIA

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"USRUS"

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Сообщение от Alice

hotel in Ussuriysk "USRUS" (without jokes) In addition to the names that exceed the expectations of all sorts, take a look at a globe upside down on the facade.

Photoshop!
City of Eagle, the hotel "Russia" ...