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[zarajara]

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[zarajara]

Men's rights:
1. Tears - it's blackmail.

2. If you do something
you want - just tell me. Dot the i: Translucent hints do not
work! Hints do not work! Even superprozrachnye hints do not
work! Just tell me straight!

3. Learn how to interact with
Toilet harnesses. You're not a baby! If it is raised, lower it. Us
need it to be lifted, you - that was omitted. We do not
complain that you do not pick up.

4. Yes and No are perfectly suited as the answer to almost any question.

5. Share with us only those issues that must be solved. For we need. For sympathy - to the girlfriends.

6. If the headache persists for 17 months, you and I obviously something wrong.
Go to the doctor.

7. All we said 6 months ago may not be used in
as an argument in the dispute. Moreover, the shelf life of any cues or
Comments are automatically expire no later than 7 days.

8. If you think you are fat, most likely, so it is.
We do not ask.

9. If we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the interpretations
acts on you like a red rag to a bull, we meant the other.

10. You can ask us to do something or say how we should
do. But not both together. If you know how to do that
you need at the best possible way - go and do it myself.

11. If possible, have saved everything that was going to say to advertising.

12. Christopher Columbus did not tell anyone where to swim. And we do not!

13. All men see in only 16 colors, as in a standard color scheme
Windows. Peach - it's juice, not a color. Pumpkin - it's cake, too
no color. What is coral or mauve we have no idea.

14. If something itches, it is necessary to scratch.
The point.

15. If we ask what happened, and you answer "no", then we
We behave as if nothing had happened. Obviously, you
lying, but the point to argue?

16. If you ask a question that you do not want to hear the answer, expect an answer you do not want to hear.

17. If we need to go somewhere together, absolutely any clothes fit ... True.

18. No need to ask what we think about, if not willing to discuss such
topics such as transfer Arshavin device motherboard or the results of
yesterday's rally.

19. You HAVE to wear.

20. DO a lot of shoes.

21. I am in shape. Round - it's also a form of

[tivat]

Agitator:

"Letters and numbers are omitted, the essence of democratic penetrate" (c)

[Santa]

[tivat]

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And patriotic, yes.
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In the second photo is not Halloween.

This hardening of the Altaic Federation held Mastro class.
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Something they have started early Halloween)))