Vladimir (Vladimir), Happy Birthday!

[Вивьен]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Happiness, good luck, good mood!
Little tales on "Birthday" - smile!

"Surprise birthday"

Silence ....
- I came!
Not a single sound ....
- What kind of nonsense is that? Beloved husband comes home from work, tired, hungry, and he was greeted only tattered sneakers and skinny cat!
Côte defiantly turns his back and urinated on sneakers.
- Family! Where are you?
No answer ...
- Okay, Figs with you ........... I, among other things, the salary received!
In complete silence took off his shoes
- And in the position I was promoted!
Boots crashed on the floor.
- I have a birthday today, after all!
He picked up the shoes and slammed them again. But louder.
- Since no one was out, I will smoke right here, today I can breathe!
He took a cigarette and defiantly lit up.
- And invite friends to drink vodka! A lot of vodka!
Fumbled through his pockets and found the steward.
- And they do not come with their wives, debility, and with friends! And I will!
I understand that the waiter is not enough, scratched his head.
- By the way, my dear wife, wanted to tell you: quite a while I have liked your friend Olga from a neighboring porch. And, judging by everything, I told her.
Gordo looked at myself in the mirror. Okay? Good!
- It is rubbish, of course, that is, but we only sleep with her will, and not live, so that the fig me of her character?
So why is it so quiet in the house?
- A drunk friends, and again will banality of you speak. I'll call them again fools who they really are, even when sober, and nabyu their snouts on the kitchen table.
Cote, with his tail, shows contempt.
- By the way, that Bucephalus Misha, who was at our wedding, my wife, too, changes. Changes not even with Svetlana, it used to be, and with Albert!
Côte shat in both shoes.
- In general, our friends with you, including your family, everything, without exception, morally corrupt types. But Sergei Fedorovich already physically started.
The animal goes into the room, slowly opening up to her door.
Festive table, balloons, Olivier, wine, vodka, friends, Olga, Svetlana, Albert, Bucephalus, Misha, Sergei F., beloved wife ......
The astonished faces, open mouths, the poster "With 30 years!", Slowly flying in the face ANNIVERSARY plate with his own birthday cake .........
Somewhere in the distance, barely audible whisper, his wife: "Happy birthday, dear!" We wanted to surprise you do to please ....