Designer Oleg Yakovlev and his stories

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Here's one story of Oleg, is

Strange Case

A wealthy American immigrant named Evreytser once went to Europe to see Paris and the Eiffel Tower. He flew across the ocean on a plane from the airport to the hotel took a bus, and thence to the tower decided to get on the subway. Evreytser got off the train at the station "Trocadero", went down the corridor, climbed the stairs and found ourselves on Dzerzhinsky Square MOSCOW. "Oh!" - Thought Evreytser, and his body was cotton. But it was Moscow, which was confirmed by a thick morozhenschitsey, newsstand with "economic newspaper" and pictures of the actress and actor Chourikova Morgunova. "Oh!" - Said Evreytser, and would have said something more sure, but then it blew some woman with a great ass and a plastic baby bath and yelled: "Well, what got something, blind, or what?" And who was walking behind her unshaven man in a dusty jacket with lapels rolled into a tube blew his nose on the pavement, so much so that Evreytsera almost vomit. Ran over a boy with impudent eyes and outstretched palm, moaned: "Chuingam, chuingam!" Horrified Evreytser rushed to the subway station and was on the "Trocadero", where the turnstiles was a dark-skinned Azhan, but from fotoavtomata heard laughter. Realizing that he was in Paris, Evreytser pushed the door, climbed the stairs, and was back on Dzerzhinsky Square directly opposite the KGB (and no hint of the Eiffel Tower). "My God!" - Exclaimed Evreytser, rushed down, and again ran to the station turnstiles "Trocadero". Azhan already gone, and now in its place was not a Japanese woman, not a Chinese woman, and rummaged in her handbag. And from fotoavtomata raced some grunt. "All this seems to me" - decided to calm, Evreytser, - "because I'm actually in Paris, after all, I went to Paris, and I went to Paris ..."
The third time he saw the ladder and the third time went on Dzerzhinsky Square. Then he was approached by a man in civilian clothes with a merry twinkle in his eyes and said: "What are you - that there is here? And let me see your dokumentiki-ka! .. "
Go at that, because of Evreytsere any more information do not have.


I neshla his autobiography in the magazine "The Art of Leningrad" in March 1991, put it, and the annex.