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[Кирилл Сызранский]

Russian sailor interrogation conducted by the police Hokkaido.
Real translation Police Sgt.

-Where did vashe ship?
-Where necessary, from there, the sales woman, and it was.
-Respond directly to my question!
-Why am I, the sales woman, you right on your feces covered the issue will be responsible?
-Your captain said that your ship has come from Nakhodka. Is this true? You acknowledge this fact?
-This, the sales woman, the captain, a female dog that chases, sales woman, and you believe him, to have sexual contact you in the mouth! He will, mercenary woman navret, and you, the female dog, believe it!
-For what purpose did you have in your cabin weapons?
-In which the male-sex-organ-cabin? What is the male sex organ gun!
-Two Makarov pistol.
Yeah them, the sales woman, I kind of naked penis head tossed!
Are you sure that this is not your gun?
-Here, the sales woman! I say it's not my "Makarov".
-How do you explain the fact that both guns were found your fingerprints?
-What in the female sexual organ, fingers?
-Yours.
-Fuck you in the internal female sexual organ!
-Keep it clean, and the answer. Confession will make your fate.
-I do not know of any penis! Prostitute all of you! Arrested for what then? Females dogs!
-You have not been arrested, only detained. After a few hours the prosecutor will consider our ideas and decide whether to sign a warrant for your arrest or not.
-Bottom with a pen! The prosecutor of the penis! You Kurils their covered feces get you want! Here you are at us and mock, corrupt women!
-Kurils is not to blame! Answer the question about the gun!
-The sexual organ of a male walrus, not "answer"!
-Stop swearing! For what purpose do you want to bring a gun? Whom do you want to sell or transfer?
-Male sexual organ you bald, not "pass"! Will neither penis say prostitute!
-Where did you get those guns?
-Fuck you to the male sex organ!