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THIS GRANDFATHER OF VICTORY

Wait, grandfather! don't worry, I won't touch,
come on, what are you fucking don't be no punk
Yes, I'm in kind,type, remember,
Yes, my PAL, I am proud of

My merc a St. George's ribbon
Wrapped inside and out...
You too George? Ethno
we ought to note, Dedok!

Why don't we, grandfather, home for the holiday
Here we drink a hundred and fifty grams
For WWII Russian that flattering
I remember I watched "the penal battalion"

For the storming of Berlin at this time
Burned Reichstaler.. Il Reichstag?
And how's Kantor and Kirkorov
Tricolor raised our flag!

What? true? grandpa, what are you!
You don't be rude, I'm not rude.
What am I, like an idiot?
Why do I not love?

Me, bro, don't need to teach
All I remember, all this trash:
St. Petersburg blockade
And the battle for the city of Bangladesh.

I remember, very sharply
I'm not a redneck, not a moron,
How nice pilot Marinesko
SPASATEL Hitler knocked out!

What, not going to drink? (here I am -
the whiskey doesn't want to check out...)
No, not you, me, bum,
Learning how to love Motherland!

(Author: Marat Akhtyamov)

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Start with yourself...

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....and "order" I hung up mate..

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Hitler of course the Loch, and the owner of the supercar obviously not..

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Neporochnoe conception :
P. S. Putin was born in 1952.

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"There just clowns wasn't at the anniversary parade. Here is a Marshal of the Soviet Union with a beard, for example. My about years. It is strange that without icons across my chest. Next to him is also a strange person in the tank helmet. In short, Oh. Show it Peskov, for which "Red square not rubber". R. Adagamov (C)

Whose photo do not know, taken from here: https://m.vk.com/id10295073

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[QUOTE=Tana;3450701]Neporochnoe conception :
P. S. Putin was born in g@


"Here the people are still wondering how is Putin, born in 1952, she appeared with a photograph of a sailor, his dead in front of his father, who fought in parts of the NKVD and died in 1999. But they naively. You cannot use a dull Aristotelian logic approach to poetics and dialectics of Myth. This is for you any anthropologist will tell you. In the space of the myth of the law of the excluded middle does not work. If so, this does not mean that was not that way. The Egyptians, the sky was once a river and a cow. The Greeks Zeus was immortal by definition, but in Crete showed his grave. Generally the circumstances of myths told inactivated in each city, and mythography only coolly fixed time options: "was so-and-so, but some say that it was that way, and that other like this." And since Russia has been living in the space of a mythological, pre-scientific and Direzionale, then everything is fine. Putin was born in 1952 in the family of the deceased war hero sailor, who was part of a subversive group of the NKVD went to the front line, as he himself after the war told his son. What is there to understand?" П.Шехтман

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