Тема: Jokes
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Старый 21.08.2012, 12:48 Язык оригинала: Русский       #17
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- Only we have people flying on the "Field of Miracles" from Vladivostok for 30 thousand
rubles that would win ... kettle.
- Only we can make 6000 rubles a month, and spend 30,000.
- This is our women love with their ears, and hate. pans!
- That we have come to brew one tea bag ... three times.
- Only our lifts - and even toilets!
- This is where we eat on a fishing trip to buy vodka, and when we return, the fish.
- This is our women can enter a burning house, but go to the toilet
only with a girlfriend.
- That we are willing to sell Khrushchev that would buy "Putinka."
- This is our army, who fear everything .... all the boys up to 27 years.
- It's in our metro can get a graduate degree.
- It's in our homes are kept slippers and a towel from the Turkish hotels.
- That we leave to drink in an age in which the world are just beginning.
- This is what we came up with the 5000 nye bill that would bring to a heart attack
drivers of minibuses.
- It's in our country can see a Hollywood movie before the premiere.
- It is our children learn of Santa Claus on a smell fume!
-I said, "it is necessary to drink in moderation! .." I looked in the dictionary: MEASURE (starorussk.) - a unit of volume equal to 26.24 liters. Opanki!



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