Now the exhibition of paintings of the famous artist. To the entrance of some one and says, "Miss me, I'm Picasso". Supervisors grin, but then the man takes the coal and asphalt paints a peace dove. "Come," say to him, the overseers.
Fits some aunt. "Miss me," he says - "I am the Minister of culture". The inspectors say: "Think about it, that's exactly what one man said that he was the Picasso". "Who is Picasso?" asks Furtseva. "Come in," respond controllers.
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