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Сообщение от Cyril Syzransky

can imagine the scene:
Buyer: - I really do not know how something ...
Dealer: - Yes, take, take what they "do not know ... you take a look, take a look : on one film a wonderful dry birch grove - forty yards dry birch wood, on the other, sorry, simple water. For wood not less than three hundred, and for water - conspiracy. (c)

Canvas is stretched like a drum, listen to a sound! And if the paint will fall, you have a gift - the superglue! Free!

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Сообщение от Cyril Syzransky

can imagine the scene:
Buyer: - I really do not know how something ...
Dealer: - Yes, take, take what they "do not know ... you take a look, take a look : on one film a wonderful dry birch grove - forty yards dry birch wood, on the other, sorry, simple water. For wood not less than three hundred, and for water - conspiracy. (c)

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Yeah, Imagine: I beg pardon, my wife wanted to cats, and I, dunce, all mixed up and took the dogs. Kindly much money back, his wife, to see whether, angry ...

Dogs, you say? And where you see dogs? One, two, chik-chik and ready! No dogs, only cats! Wear quickly, please the wife!