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J. P. Morgan 's favorite saying:

"A man always has two reasons for the things he does: a good reason-and the real reason."

Chelovek vsegda imeet dve prichiny dlia togo, chto on delaet: horoshuiu (pravil'nuiu) i nastoiaschuiu.

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Ot LCR: One man said: "You can laugh at all, but not all."

Zamechatel'no, a kto avtor?

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A eto, prosto veselo:

Ukrainian genetics crossed a pig with a snake.
Now, these pigs several times a year, dropping fat.