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Who that thinks about this?

I am on this occasion only Bykov can remember:

hadron

 
Guys-physics, we petition great appeal to you. Seriously speaking, uymite somehow your Hadron Collider, again running by the end of November. No black holes we fear, in fact: in our country especially article, we have so many years sitting in a hole that from collider blacker than she did not become. Not that they were afraid Rusichi end the world: its history, full of holes and thin, we have so many times already experienced this, it seems natural environment. The problem is that among the legitimate ruler, whose placement Russia was flying, and this fucking Hadron Collider made a mystical connection. At the first sign of the working regime infernal machine - now, as luck would have it take on sharp uncontrollably. As they say in the classics, Ostap incurred. Soon rise, hardly the image correct it as soon as we learn to communicate with the Dawning street - like image is crumbling, and illustrations of its lift, when he again something witty. All of these attacks, terrible and unexpected, the cause of terrible underground ring. After all, you do physics, adherents of accurate data! Patterns, as we see, there is.

For example, in the autumn two thousand and two, as soon as construction was noisy given the initiative, it is with a considerable crowd of people about circumcision in Brussels отмочил. We immediately realized that dubious here. You just dug a giant pit - but he had already decided to cut a journalist. Your bagel atomic bewitched him. When the train was in formation collider basis and it ran the proton beams - in the early autumn of two thousand eight residues excerpts he almost lost. Witticisms juicy then went clear: the enemy wanting to get covered in mud, for some place to hang Saakashvili promised us a leader in a conversation with Sarkozy. Then you gepnulis, had a gap, publicly confessed Design Institute - and a couple of months we have lived without the jokes, but you have fix them, a joke right there. They asked the audience: Surely you have decided to do away with Georgia, hanging at one place for a gentle one Saakashvili? And he grinned: not just for one! It is this trick with the Motherland quarrel, unpretentious having pleased the minds, and continue to be joking, but, fortunately, your collider out of action left to the coming winter.

And you let this thing again, though the world frightened protests stated, and he felt, once again voiced a joke - again at the Georgians and people of Kiev. Now he made sharp and venomous on old Georgian sin - they say, let him walk without ties with Victor, Misha, and then after all gobbled up! (And the press: Ha-ha-ha-ha!) It is the level of the country's already a pariah instead of the Attic - laxative salt ... Well, he joked about something else, not so miserable, the yard is not so! Acuity, a plane comparable to pancakes; hints thick as castrated male ... What will happen to the Motherland, since this will not stop your collider is at least a year?

What then will we be worthy of humor, when untwisted cursed ring? About that joke is he? About Obama darkness? About soul Hillary? About someone's egg? About scythe Julia, about the poisoning of Viti, about the extermination of the orange plague?

I beg you in advance: stop.

When he is not joking, do not we crying.

Dmitry Bykov


23/11/2009
 
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