Comics-book (5-6 years).
That this nonsense in the head of a child once went for knowledge.
On admission to the school at the age of six years - not passed the test of logical thinking.
Parents have retake.
Psihioluh hopelessly laid out the cards, invited to reflect and to remove the excess. On the cards were shown: carrot, beet, tomato, cucumber and rubber boots.
Child think twice and put aside the card with the image of a cucumber.
- Well, explain why a cucumber?
- All - red, only one ogurechik - green.
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In school, after all, taken, but with a warning that the study will be the first 2-3 years worse than others. Were right. Himself a student on the subject of suffering experienced. He does not much understand what the school is different from kindergarten.
Straight from the door, removing his jacket:
- Hello Today I have math - deuce, in Russian - also, music was not, and on this, as it ... - also deuce!
Pope, discouraged such a cheerful report, decided to ask the full extent:
- Well! And what are you going to do now?
- I do not know ... perhaps now we sing so let's go for a walk.
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