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Сообщение от Tjutchev

Very topically, in my opinion

Here too, actually


Sea turkey

Turkey envied geese,
What can swim here and there.
Short,
He was drawn to the water --
On the river, the lakes, at sea,
Where sometimes salty wind muzzle.
But most of all it is beckoning,
What beautiful sailors'm not wearing one! ..
Luck is a turkey! Turkey came to the fleet!

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Turkey in nautically eat. Turkey in nautically drinks.
In the vest he wore as walking up to the Navy.
But in the water you do and do not push the power:
Away from the water on the land he lives,
And if the bank sees a sudden wave
So it screams: "I'm sinking you!" .. "
Turkey once drove home to the farm to
And the furor.
About him as soon as the conversation:
"What a sailor! Ah Ah - kudahchut chickens. --
What slang!
And as he tattooed!
And we live for the roosters, fools! "
Sulked our Turkey, suddenly became a hero of the day.
The tail is dissolved, and the forces that had
(Although no one in particular and did not ask)
Wail:
"Relatives!
Take an example with all me!
Rather you bathe in the dust!
I - waterfowl, brothers
I can not live without a ship!
Abraham Stem! Sail!
Bird flapped its wings all around the yard:
"As we are proud!" We visited Turkey! "
And even the rooster sang "Doodle"
Praising Sea turkey.

x x x

So sometimes hide Nahal and ignorant
For big words and elegant clothing.

[color="# 666686"]Added after 28 minutes[/color]
And on the topic

Elephant - painter

Elephant-wrote the landscape painter
But before sending it on opening day,
He invited friends to look at the canvas:
What if suddenly it failed
Attention artists, our honored guests!
What kind of criticism now heard it?
Would not it be cruel animal Court?
Overthrown? Or be raised?

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Connoisseurs come. Picture of Elephant opened.
Who's got next, who came closer.
"Well, what - began crocodile --
Landscape good! But Neil, I do not see ... "
"What the Nile is not, in fact there is no great distress --
Said Seal. - But where is the snow? Where is the ice? "--
"Excuse me! - Surprised mole. --
There are few things more important than ice!
Forgot garden artist. --
"Oink-oink - prohryukala Pig --
The picture was a success, friends!
But in terms of us, pigs,
Should be acorns on it. "
All requests received Elephant.
Again, he took over paint
And all our friends to the best of
Elephant brush lands,
Depicted snow and ice,
And Neil, and oak, and garden,
And even - honey!
(In case you suddenly Bear
Will come now to look ...)

Picture of an elephant is ready,
Friends called an artist again.
Guests look at the landscape
And whispered: "Yeralash!"